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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

 

 

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

 

 

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

 

 

3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

 

 

4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

 

 

5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

 

 

6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

 

 

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

 

 

8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

 

 

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

 

 

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not tooo bad.

 

i think alof of these things are problems with the english language, well......mutations of the english language that have become the norm.

 

one of my hates is,

 

when they say "i had a near miss in the car today, was so close i almost hit another car"

 

if something is a 'near miss', doesnt that mean that you 'nearly missed it'.....ie you actually hit it?

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Near to it but missed.

 

I heard a woman tell here kid "Wait your patience."

 

WTF, I wanted to "teach her a lesson".

 

But how else do you conduct a lesson?

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Oh i see what your saying :P ,

 

and If olive oil comes from olives were do you get baby oil from???

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Allow me to answer...

 

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

 

 

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Non verbal communication exists. Harden up.

 

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

Well if you never locate it, you would have to walk to the TV every time, looking for the remote is an investment in my future laziness, and 9 times out of 10 it is within arms reach of where I was sitting anyhow.

 

3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

Agreed.

 

4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

Haven't heard of Irony? Its a form of humour.

 

5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

Sounds like your both talking during the movie I paid $12 to see.

 

6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

Again, Irony, see above.

 

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

Good point.

 

8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

Die.

 

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

lol.

 

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