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Here are a couple to get it started

 

CONFUCIOUS SAYS: "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."

 

"Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner."

 

"A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts."

 

"Hooker with bike pedal ass all over town."

 

"Passionate kiss like spider's web ... soon lead to undoing of fly."

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Fat man who walk through airport door sideways not necessarily going to Bangkok.

Edited by blzbub666

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Confucious say....

 

Man with finger in bum gonna get in shit.

 

Man who drive K motor not gonna get there fast.

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Confucius say:

 

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse

 

Life in whorehouse is no bowl of cherries.

 

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

 

She who spring on innerspring this spring have offspring next spring.

 

Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

 

Man who sit on tack get point!

 

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

 

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

 

I love these things, I got told tons when i moved from home :laff:

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Our workshop is in a business complex and we are next to a plumber, made me think of this one.

 

Confucius say, man who is plumber has shit job.

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Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

 

I will PM you the results in the morn :laff:

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Confucius say:

 

If everything coming your way, you going wrong way down oneway street

Edited by Crostek

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