Hi guys, first post here!
I have been delivering pizzas since February last year, have done just under 4000 deliveries and yes I have had a few funny ones.
The best probably was when I took one out, and it was to a bachelor party and they had a stripper there. One bloke asked ‘hey can we get a discount if she rubs her tits in your face?' I said I can't give a discount for it, and immediately he said ‘oh well, can she do it anyway?†Just before I left another guy said ‘no one is going to believe you when you get back, hey do you have a camera phone?' So this photo was taken.
Another one was I went to a block of units, lights were on, could hear the TV but no one was answering the door, so I just went back to the store. The manager called a few times on the phone and he got through, the guy said he was just in the shower and couldn't answer the door. When I went back a decent looking chick answered, no wet hair or anything, but I did see what appeared to be a bit of a ‘love stain' in her hair. I pissed myself laughing and she had no idea.
Umm, I have had a bunch of stoned guys pay $30 in 20c pieces. You would think they would put it in a plastic bag or something, but no. They gave it to me stacked up on a breadboard and told me to keep it lol.
One day I got stopped at a RBT roadblock when I had the sign on my car. Just after I had the breath test, a second cop walked over and said ‘So are we getting any pizza today?' The first cop then said ‘Nah, he blew 0'.
