SLOTH Snr Posted June 24, 2005 Report Posted June 24, 2005 A six foot four biker walks into a tattooist and says "I want a $100 bill tattooed on my dick" The tattooist replies "No way mate thats gonna kill you then you will bash me for causing you pain." The biker looks at him furious and says. "I want a $100 bill tattooed on my dick or i will bash yeah" Now the tattooist is really shitting himself and has to think quickly He looks up at the biker trembling and asks "Give me three reasons" The biker without any hesitation replies 1) "I like to handle my money" 2) "I like to watch my money grow" 3) "Nobody can blow a hundred bucks like my missus" :down: Quote
Tiger Posted June 24, 2005 Report Posted June 24, 2005 Heard this one before... It's a goodie! Still got me laughing :down: Quote
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