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Oh yeah about my quad-rotor ke10 with no brakes, just out of interest, I've heard a rumour about cops browsing car modding sites for cars with illegal stuff done to them. So if anyone does want to do the nasty, don't talk about it on online forums, or don't post pictures exposing your number plates. In fact be a good honest citezen in the first place. *cough*

 

:greenbounce:

 

I want to be a police-type person and browse car forums. "but its my job, honest"

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Just randomly concerning police wasting time on the tax-paid job...

 

When I was like 15 i had a pair of thumbcuffs (Basically 2 rings connected by a little keyring-style chain that your could snap yourself with a brisk movement) which I could put on and remove myself, I had them on in the mall just being a wanker and like 3 cops pulled me up...

 

"Who put these on you"

"ah it was me, I can take them off too, look"

 

 

so they arrest me. In a courageous effort to save the mall from crims like me they gave me a 2 hour interview and confiscated my class R weapon. Good job boys keep up the good work.

 

Granny mays sells class R weapons on the novelty toy rack. I wonder how many years I would have gotten for a woopie cushion

 

And I pay tax? sob

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Granny mays sells class R weapons on the novelty toy rack. I wonder how many years I would have gotten for a woopie cushion

bahahahaha :greenbounce: i have a pair of these thumbcuffs myself, on my bedside table as we speak

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Granny mays sells class R weapons on the novelty toy rack. I wonder how many years I would have gotten for a woopie cushion

bahahahaha :D i have a pair of these thumbcuffs myself, on my bedside table as we speak

^^ lol talk about extremely MINOR LEAGUE s&m

 

As for the business ties, wouldn't you choke the guy if you did it wrong? I suggest maybe trying it with the tie OFF the man's neck, maybe even with a woman

lol j/k

 

 

 

Grimwolge- Dude what kind of music do you play to be pulling groupies who want to be dominated? :greenbounce: :doublebird: :( :D

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