A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend

over to look at a horse.

His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?"

That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."

 

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male

or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?

 

So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes The once over.

"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?

The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up

again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?

 

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms

and rams the midget's head asfar as he can up the horse's twat, pulls

him out and slams him on the ground.

 

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should

rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?

 

 

:)

HAHAHA :)

GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLASSIC!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Ouch... my ribs... my ribs (wipes tears from eyes)

 

AAAAHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

 

BANG!!! (Falls off chair)

 

That is a laugh!!!