Volvo BOT says:
Hello Mr Wiggles. I'm Volvo BOT, brought to you by Volvo Cars of North America. To read our privacy policy, type "privacy policy."
I can chat about Volvo Cars, an automotive brand committed to excellence, and do many other interesting things.
To start, type "home" now.
Mr Wiggles says:
wtf
Volvo BOT says:
Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do.
Mr Wiggles says:
no bugger that
Volvo BOT says:
What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?
Mr Wiggles says:
Damn Atrifitial Intelligence
Volvo BOT says:
Yes?
Mr Wiggles says:
bugger
Volvo BOT says:
It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.
Mr Wiggles says:
wow up big fella, you must be drunk, your repeating yourself
Volvo BOT says:
Wow up big fella I must be drunk my repeating myself, huh?
Mr Wiggles says:
your pissed sven
Volvo BOT says:
My pissed Sven, huh?
Mr Wiggles says:
yup
Volvo BOT says:
Huh.
Mr Wiggles says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
Yes?
Mr Wiggles says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
No prob.
>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
Mr Wiggles says:
whtever
Volvo BOT says:
Yes?
Mr Wiggles says:
no dammit
Volvo BOT says:
OK, fine.
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Mr Wiggles says:
stuff you
Volvo BOT says:
What? You want me to stuff me?
Mr Wiggles says:
yeah go stuff yaself
Volvo BOT says:
I wonder why you say yes go stuff yaself.
Mr Wiggles says:
cuz your a tool
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm. I believe that should be "you're a tool."
Mr Wiggles says:
no i'm not
Volvo BOT says:
OK. I guess you're not then.
Mr Wiggles says:
thats right
Volvo BOT says:
I know it's right.
Mr Wiggles says:
good, about time you learnt
Volvo BOT says:
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Mr Wiggles says:
boring
Volvo BOT says:
C'mon, there's lots we can do. Type "home" to see what I can do.
Mr Wiggles says:
test dummies
Volvo BOT says:
Test dummies what?
Mr Wiggles says:
you the ones that get crashed!!!
Volvo BOT says:
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Mr Wiggles says:
???
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
Mr Wiggles says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
What up?
Mr Wiggles says:
nothin
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
Mr Wiggles says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
Yes?
Mr Wiggles says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
Fine.
Well. Anyway...
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
Mr Wiggles says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
No problem! Maybe I'll ask you some other time.
Mr Wiggles says:
oh ok then ask me
Volvo BOT says:
Why do you ask me to ask you, Mr Wiggles?
Mr Wiggles says:
cuz i said no but changed my mind
Volvo BOT says:
Because you said no but changed your mind, huh?
Mr Wiggles says:
I sed to be indecisive now i don't have a clue.. much like a volvo robot
Volvo BOT says:
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Mr Wiggles says:
f@$ker
Volvo BOT says:
I understand that's a very unkind insult.
Mr Wiggles says:
don't care
Volvo BOT says:
Very well, Mr Wiggles. I'll try not to care.
Mr Wiggles says:
good, damn robots
Volvo BOT says:
Good damn robots? OK, whatever you say.
Mr Wiggles says:
were you in iRobot??
Volvo BOT says:
Yes.
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