mikeys toy[RL] Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!! that is all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeys toy[RL] Posted November 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 haha i didn't even notice!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Jamie Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 spamwhore ;) :jamie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeys Kris Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 (edited) :D Ever Wonder......... 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." 3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? 4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? 6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? 7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? 10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 11. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? 12. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 13. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 14. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 15. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? 16. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 17. Stop singing and read on .. 18. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 19. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? 20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 21. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Edited November 4, 2005 by mikeys Kris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeys Kris Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Jamie Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? my toaster is the only toaster i have ever known where max setting is edible. in fact, i prefer it 4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? my freezer has a light too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolla__Boy Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 :D He's a supafreak!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mikeys toy[RL] Posted November 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 kaerfapus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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