mikeys Kris

well...... we haven't blown up the house yet :D it is currently 25 degrees F with the wind chill it feels like 12 and steadily dropping! gotta love that wind......

hahaha! why is it that people tell you their kid's age in months??? wtf? if hes over a year... simplify the calculations geesh!

:D to beer :) (Y) ;) :D to jager :P

what the ninja pic wasnt good enough? :) haha

ehem.. Natalia Oreiro bwahahahahaha!!! ya right! I don't think it works

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today."

:D Ever Wonder......... 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." 3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? 4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? 6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? 7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? 10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 11. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? 12. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 13. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 14. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 15. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? 16. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 17. Stop singing and read on .. 18. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 19. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? 20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 21. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Mikey wants you all to know.. his professional wrestling name is... WEDGIE-SAN LMAO

Thanks, I figured that I had better join soon or I was going to become a rollaclub widow before I was even married!

should I be worried!!??? lmao :D

ok... I'm really tired but mikey is making me do this RIGHT THIS MINUTE... nickname:Kris real name: Kristy location: Alva, OK USA car: 2004 Dodge Neon, solar yellow :D