ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS

 

 

 

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no f*%$ing way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile?

 

Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?

 

Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?... I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY!

 

A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds.

 

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh*t, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you"

*karma baby its called karma*

 

:P

the rock becomes immobile due to papers clean smooth lines and smooth complection.

 

enough reasoning??? :P

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh*t, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you"

 

:P I might just do that next time.

the rock becomes immobile due to papers clean smooth lines and smooth complection.

 

enough reasoning??? :P

 

Maybe the rock becomes immobile due to your avatar :P

well it becomes mobile for a few seconds anyway......

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh*t, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you"

 

This would work, right up until you do it to someone who knows martial arts. Then they block your punch, and use their paper to give you a heart stopper, now which is better bitch? :P :P

defending said heart stopper with a couple of scissor kicks?

:P Gold

Mmmm good point. Use the Rock again, to punch scissor kicker in the head. (rinse and repeat)

Pfft... kids! ;)

Maybe the rock becomes immobile due to your avatar ;)

 

yeah i can agree with you there.

 

kind of destracting with the avatar in your face and shes talking about hte nice smooth curves and stuff

hehehe, ahhhhhhh the effects a simple bit of language can have!