Corolla Test Pilot

Kill a Telstar driver. Use the dosh to build the sleepiest lookin drift weapon ever.

3K. Brakes no good over 80mph? Compression lockup is the answer!

Keyers are right down there with roach shit. I'm the only man who molests my car. Trolley bars for all.

Strocker? wtf is a strocker? Anyway, should also add this isn't my first rolla. I murdered my poor red KE70 about 12 months ago. Death by eucalypt. I've been told that sort of outcome isn't unusual when 16yo's sneak out on their L's for a fang, and unwittingly attempt to traverse a freshly graded dirt road at +100km/h. And if you all play nice, I'll let you see pictures of both of my babies soon.

Hey, nice to finally post here; I've finally got me some access to that newfangled Interweb thingy. I drive a rock stock '75 KE30 sedan, SE model. Features include vinyl seats, 4speed manual trans, 3K-H engine, and pushbutton AM radio. Lovely bright Sunflower(I think) yellow paint. Oh yeah, and the single solitary alteration to its stockfulness: painted the steelies in Croda equipment gloss black, to stop 'em rusting. Maybe you'll see me round the Woody Point area, rigourously obeying the speed nazis for the next 12 months til my good behaviour ends.