bwahahahaha!

 

good one!

I'm one of those people who is really bad at telling jokes, and I'm equally bad at recalling Simpons quotes. But another fave is:

 

Homer: (offers Lisa box of doughnuts) Would you like a doughnut?

 

Lisa: Dad, doughnuts aren't healthy. Don't you have any fruit?

 

Homer: Look Lisa, here's a doughnut with purple in it. Purple's a fruit!

this shal become nicks new favorite

 

Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little differences.

Wiggum: Example.

Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.

Wiggum: Get out! Well, what do they call it?

Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese.

LOL !

 

Ive got the sound recording for that one !! omg its funny !

 

ill find time to upload some of the clips if thats ok :P !

Who shot who in the what now?

The kids send out the school pet "Nibbles" the rat out to find help.

correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Skinner send out nibbles and he said that nibbles was his last hope?

Edited September 6, 200422 yr by Savage

*Burning tyre falls onto canister of ether*

"Don't worry. It's inflammable". *bursts into fire*

... Later, as firemen turn out the fire

"Inflammable means flammable? What a country!" -Dr Nick.

 

And

 

"WEST Springfield? I'm at the wrong school!"

Students in the class laugh, teacher tells them 'En Francois' and they go "uh honhhonhhonhhonhhonh "

This is one of them threads that will NEVER end. Memorable Simpson quotes just don't stop.