andrew Posted September 1, 2004 Report Share Posted September 1, 2004 bwahahahaha! good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99 Posted September 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2004 I'm one of those people who is really bad at telling jokes, and I'm equally bad at recalling Simpons quotes. But another fave is: Homer: (offers Lisa box of doughnuts) Would you like a doughnut? Lisa: Dad, doughnuts aren't healthy. Don't you have any fruit? Homer: Look Lisa, here's a doughnut with purple in it. Purple's a fruit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irokin Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 this shal become nicks new favorite Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little differences. Wiggum: Example. Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese. Wiggum: Get out! Well, what do they call it? Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 LOL ! Ive got the sound recording for that one !! omg its funny ! ill find time to upload some of the clips if thats ok :P ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wood§tok Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 Who shot who in the what now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 (edited) The kids send out the school pet "Nibbles" the rat out to find help. correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Skinner send out nibbles and he said that nibbles was his last hope? Edited September 6, 2004 by Savage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyldephyre Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 *Burning tyre falls onto canister of ether* "Don't worry. It's inflammable". *bursts into fire* ... Later, as firemen turn out the fire "Inflammable means flammable? What a country!" -Dr Nick. And "WEST Springfield? I'm at the wrong school!" Students in the class laugh, teacher tells them 'En Francois' and they go "uh honhhonhhonhhonhhonh " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amylee021 Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 This is one of them threads that will NEVER end. Memorable Simpson quotes just don't stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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