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a lady is in a coma in this hospital. one day the nurses are washing her, and as they put a hand between her legs, her heart rate and brain activity monitors jump, then return to normal when the hand is removed. they do it again, and again the monitors jump

 

they call the husband in, and explain to him what's happened. they say perhaps a bit of oral sex would bring his wife out of the coma. he agrees to try, and the nurses leave the room. nothing happens for a few minutes, then they hear her heart rate monitor go dead flat

 

the nurses burst into the room, "what happened?" they ask

the husband replies "dunno, guess she choked"

 

:S

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