go to http://bash.org

 

lots of very funny irc quotes, heres some of my favorite

 

<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex

<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.

 

 

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.

<FlipTopBx> is it modded?

 

 

<Sonium> someone speak python here?

<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS

<lucky> SSSSS

<Sonium> the programming language

 

 

<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

 

 

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?

<TheXPhial> vaccuums

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

<TheXPhial> black holes

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?

<TheXPhial> lava?

 

 

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?

<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?

<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

 

 

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert

<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?

<T-Wolf> ya, why man?

<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?

<T-Wolf> you mother f@$ker

 

 

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."

<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.

<SpaceRain> STUPID

R O F L

 

Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west

Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.

Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.

Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.

Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.

Pirate: Avast!

Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!

Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.

Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.

Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

<MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt

* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*

<@Acaila> FINISH HIM

<mat|t> rofl

<MortalKombat> omg wtf man

* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)

<@Acaila> FATALITY!

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..

<+Christin1> how do i do that

 

i could post these all night :S

oh dear god there are tears in my eyes :wootjump:

 

<blazemore> omg i love this song

<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)

<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

 

<Paradox> So, guys, I have some news.

<Paradox> I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know.

<Paradox> I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition.

* volsung_ perks up.

<Paradox> Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard cock.'

* volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.

<volsung_> :S

<Paradox> They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited.

<volsung_> Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?

<Paradox> I'm not sure.

<volsung_> I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.

<Paradox> Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches.

 

<EyesofPrisms> and ou are an uytter newb

<KC48348751> dude

<KC48348751> how did that y move over like 12 characters

wetting pants. acnt type rporperly, hahahaha

 

<Sabdo> on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend ripped ass onto the mic.

<Sabdo> and it typed out "France"

<Sabdo> we were like, wtf?

<@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."

<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse

<@cky> dipshit

i honestly just laughed for like 3 minutes straight. on the floor and everything. jesus that was funny :wootjump:

edit: apparently it was 2 :S one of us needs to sync to atomic clock

Edited April 15, 200521 yr by Super Jamie

* Quits: crag-- ([email protected]) (Dead girls don't say no)

* Quits: KiM ([email protected]) (going for a walk :S)

<@ShowDowN> that is sick

<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in

<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks

 

<malaclypse> The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be "Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two"

 

Scud: The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you

Scud: And then it hit me

wetting pants. acnt type rporperly, hahahaha

 

<Sabdo> on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend ripped ass onto the mic.

<Sabdo> and it typed out "France"

<Sabdo> we were like, wtf?

Speaking of France, go to google, type in "french military victories" and press the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

This sounds like something *Someone* I know would do:

 

#43479 +(353)- [X]

 

Davo: i made a carrot cake once.

Davo: no-one told me you had to grate the carrots i put em in whole

DW: hahahahahahaha

Davo: they got burnt black sticking outta top

Davo: looked like a birthday cake holocaust

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK

<tatclass> er.

<tatclass> hi.

<andy\code> A common typo.

<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

 

 

BAHAHAHAHA......i love that site

This sounds like something *Someone* I know would do:

 

Oh NOW I get it... Bastard!

#4753 +(8017)- [X]

 

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

ahaha so old but soooo good.

 

haven't been there since I managed to kick the addiction :S