ancullen Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 http://www.4bitterguys.com/rants/20office/ I very nearly made a mess. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xany Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 thats gold!.....i'd love to do some of those things one day :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joch666 Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 I like the switching monitors idea.. that's about the only thing in that list which wouldn't get me sacked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancullen Posted June 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 I mentioned it to my Mum and she suggested changing the font colour on someone's computer to white. I'm sure it'd stump people for at least ten minutes. At least an hour if they're blonde! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demuire Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Some Windows installs, you can change the direction of the screen, ie you can turn your screen on it's side and view it as if it's normal. It's funny when you do this, and turn someone's monitor upside down, and they don't know how to switch it back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancullen Posted June 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 One of my personal favourites is to go into Microsoft Word and then go into Tools > AutoCorrect Options. In here you can make it so that when certain things are typed, they are automatically replaced by something else. For instance, replacing 'and' with 'shit'. Or if you want to be more creative, replace the name of the computer user with some crude message. For the best effect, create an AutoCorrect for around 50 commonly used words and watch the user's frustration when they try to get rid of them all! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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