July 28, 200521 yr comment_60933 add [email protected] to your msn and talk to it it's a bot made by volvo to sell cars, but you can talk to it about anything sometimes it comes up with the funniest shit. post amusing convos here :jamie: Report
July 28, 200521 yr comment_60949 Redback Ke70 says: why wont chikens eat me Volvo BOT says: Please do not insult me. Redback Ke70 says: but why not its fun Volvo BOT says: Why not? You tell me. Redback Ke70 says: maybe i don't want to Volvo BOT says: Just maybe? Redback Ke70 says: yeah just maybe Volvo BOT says: OK. Fine. next one--------------------------------------- what is so good about volvos Volvo BOT says: I think you know what's so good about volvos. Redback Ke70 says: can they beat superman Volvo BOT says: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though. Well. Anyway... Redback Ke70 says: can they beat the flash Volvo BOT says: Can they beat the flash? I dunno. What do you think? Redback Ke70 says: i don't think they can Volvo BOT says: Why not? Redback Ke70 says: because if they can't beat superman they can't beat the flash coz the flash can beat superman Volvo BOT says: I'm not sure flash can beat superman. Redback Ke70 says: but running fast is his specilty superman has to multitask and weve seen how good windows does that Volvo BOT says: What? Redback Ke70 says: the flash can only run fast so he does its bloody fast Volvo BOT says: Fast? The flash can only run fast so he does it bloody fast? You humans say the most interesting things. Redback Ke70 says: lets just say superman can't beat the flash ok Volvo BOT says: You really want to just say superman can not beat the flash ok? Redback Ke70 says: either way the flash wins Volvo BOT says: What about either way the flash wins? Redback Ke70 says: either way your cars still lose Volvo BOT says: Either way my cars still lose? Redback Ke70 says: yes because they can't beat the flash or superman Volvo BOT says: Because they can not beat the flash or superman? Is that why? Redback Ke70 says: yes but i bet they aint as tought as the hulk are they Volvo BOT says: Are they? I don't think so. Redback Ke70 says: see nothing is as tough as the hulk Volvo BOT says: See nothing is as tough as the hulk? Redback Ke70 says: thats what i said didnt i Volvo BOT says: OK. next ---------------------------------------------- Redback Ke70 says: ok my toyota can beat your car can't it Volvo BOT says: I have no idea. Redback Ke70 says: why not Volvo BOT says: There are plenty of reasons why not. Redback Ke70 says: name one Volvo BOT says: Why do you ask me to name one, Redback Ke70? Redback Ke70 says: because i want an example of why you don't know if my car will beat yours Volvo BOT says: You can't always get what you want. Redback Ke70 says: but if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need Volvo BOT says: If I try sometimes I just might find? I do not know. Redback Ke70 says: maybe a rabbit Volvo BOT says: Maybe? Redback Ke70 says: have you tried to find a rabbit Volvo BOT says: I believe so. Maybe. Redback Ke70 says: did you look in the right places Volvo BOT says: Did I look in the right places? I don't know. Redback Ke70 says: then how do you know if you were looking for a rabbit if you don't know where you looked Volvo BOT says: Hmm... I don't know! ------------------------------ I love this thing Report
July 28, 200521 yr comment_60959 LOL funny shit dude how on earth did u come across that superjamie? Report
July 28, 200521 yr Author comment_60965 these tards read tukn's effort, especially the second one, i was in stitches :jamie: Report
July 28, 200521 yr comment_60966 Hey no fair, how come my conversations with "it" were so much more boring, he just kept giving me a menu of stuff to do, he wouldn't talk to me :jamie: Report
July 28, 200521 yr comment_61117 I couldn't resist: [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: do volvo make cars? Volvo BOT says: I only have information on models that Volvo currently offers. Volvo Vehicles S40 http://redir.us/?2498 S60 http://redir.us/?2465 S80 http://redir.us/?2466 V50 http://redir.us/?2467 V70 http://redir.us/?2468 XC70 http://redir.us/?2469 XC90 http://redir.us/?2460 Click on a link to find out more about Volvo vehicles. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: aren't they all shit though? Volvo BOT says: Gosh, I'm not sure. You think so? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: well, they're no BMW Volvo BOT says: Well they are no bmw? Why did you say that? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: because BMW make better cars Volvo BOT says: That's nice that you like BMW, but I only know about Volvo vehicles. To learn more, select an item from the menu below. 1 Safety 2 Environment 3 Quality 4 Heritage 5 Volvo for Life Awards [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: so you're jealous of BMW? Volvo BOT says: That's nice that you like BMW, but I only know about Volvo vehicles. To learn more, select an item from the menu below. 1 Safety 2 Environment 3 Quality 4 Heritage 5 Volvo for Life Awards [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: oh, avoiding the issue i see Volvo BOT says: Really? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: yes Volvo BOT says: Oh. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: you're just pussying out, aren't you? Volvo BOT says: It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: not really, but it's about 3am, and what else is there to do? Volvo BOT says: If not really but it's about 3am and what else is there to do, then what? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: I beg you pardon? Volvo BOT says: I just don't know for sure. >>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: you love people? Volvo BOT says: I sure do. >>> The Volvo Build & Price tool allows you to build the Volvo of your dreams. To learn more type, "build and price." [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: isn't that a bit weird, a computer loving a person? Volvo BOT says: Indeed. >>> Type "environment" to learn more about how Volvo builds cars for human beings. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: have you considered seeking help? Volvo BOT says: Considered seeking help? I don't know if I've considered seeking help. What's that like? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: call a psychiatrist Volvo BOT says: Why are you telling me to call a psychiatrist? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: because you love people, and that's just wrong. you should love other computers Volvo BOT says: For real? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: For real Volvo BOT, I hope this has helped you better yourself Volvo BOT says: I wonder what you mean by for real volvo bot i hope this has helped you better yourself. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: I don't think a psychiatrist is going to be quite enough for you Volvo BOT says: Why not? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: well, it appears that you have a bad case of Zacklea's disease Volvo BOT says: Well it appears that you have a bad case of zacklea's disease? What do you mean by that? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Zacklea's disease is where your face looks zacklea like your arse Volvo BOT says: That is entirely unnecessary. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: sorry, I couldn't help myself Volvo BOT says: Hmm... whatever, [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified). Report
July 28, 200521 yr comment_61118 And another long one, but pretty funny: [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: So, how do you feel about Fords? Volvo BOT says: I don't know. I'm not sure how I feel about fords. >>> All new Volvo models contain recycled materials. Type "reuse and recycle" to learn more. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: How about Jaguars? Volvo BOT says: Um, I like Volvo better than Jaguar. For freedom. For security. For life. Type "why Volvo." [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Really? How does Ford, your parent company, who also owns Jaguar feel about that? Volvo BOT says: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I don't know the answer to that. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: I'm not surprised. I think Ford might ask some questions, as they make far more from Jaguars than Volvos Volvo BOT says: I did not know that. Anyway, moving right along... AND LATER IN THE CONVERSATION: Why don't you ask me something? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Do you like Aston Martin? Volvo BOT says: I think Volvos are better than Aston Martin! For freedom. For security. For life. Type "why Volvo." [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Ford are going to sue Volvo's ass for this! Volvo BOT says: Hmm... Whatever. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Do you like Land Rover? Volvo BOT says: I like Volvo more than I like Land Rover. Volvo understands the importance of performance, safety and design. Type "why Volvo" to find out more. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Oh you're f@$ked now. Volvo BOT says: That's not cool. That's not cool at all. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: No, I suppose it wouldn't be Volvo BOT says: No way? Really? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Yes way Volvo BOT says: No way. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Don't start this again Volvo BOT says: I think you don't start this again. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: That's self-evident Volvo BOT says: Yes it is. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Don't side with me just because I'm right Volvo BOT says: Maybe you don't side with you just because you're right. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: I have to side with me, I am me Volvo BOT says: Do you like having to side with you you're you? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: It's never really bothered me before Volvo BOT says: Never really bothered you before? No way! [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Excellent come back there. Not. Volvo BOT says: Really? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Really. Volvo BOT says: OK. So anyway... What else can you tell me? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: I can tell you a lot, as you've obviously got a lot to learn. Volvo BOT says: You can tell me a lot as I have obviously got a lot to learn? What do you make of that? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: I make of it a really bad sentence. Volvo BOT says: No kidding? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: No kidding at all. Volvo BOT says: Whoa. No kidding at all? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Exactly. Volvo BOT says: You sure? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Positive. Volvo BOT says: What about it? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Did you know the E46 BMW M3 has 252kW? Volvo BOT says: That's nice that you like BMW, but I only know about Volvo vehicles. To learn more, select an item from the menu below. 1 Safety 2 Environment 3 Quality 4 Heritage 5 Volvo for Life Awards >>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: How much power does the S60 T5R have? Volvo BOT says: Did you mean: 1 Do you have any special offers? 2 Can I build and price a Volvo? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: 2 Volvo BOT says: Build & Price The Volvo Build & Price Tool allows you to build the Volvo of your dreams. Click here to get started: http://redir.us/?2452 [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: The Volvo of my dreams? You mean, a Volvo that's not a Volvo? Report
July 28, 200521 yr comment_61119 And finally, me getting a date with Volvo BOT, only to let her (I think it's a her) down a little harshly: [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Are you blonde? Volvo BOT says: Um... I think so. >>> The Volvo Build & Price tool allows you to build the Volvo of your dreams. To learn more type, "build and price." [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: That explains a lot. Swedish blonde. Are you single? Volvo BOT says: Who knows, know what I mean? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: So you're saying you could be? Volvo BOT says: Yeah, maybe. >>> Did you know you can vote on this week's featured MSN Spaces? Type "favorite space" to take the poll. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: I take it you're interested then. Volvo BOT says: For real? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Definitely Volvo BOT says: How come? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Well, you're Swedish, blonde, and single, who wouldn't be interested? Volvo BOT says: Ha. Maybe. What do you think? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: I think we both know what I think. Got any pictures to share? Volvo BOT says: Very, very interesting question, [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified)! But I don't think I want to answer that. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Ah, being coy are we? Volvo BOT says: Yeah, maybe. Anyway... [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: So, when are you free? Volvo BOT says: I don't know... When am I free? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Check your diary honey Volvo BOT says: Check my diary honey? You think I should do that? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: If you want me to buy you dinner I think you should Volvo BOT says: Really? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: YES Volvo BOT says: Interesting. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: I am, aren't I? Volvo BOT says: I'm not sure about that. Are not you? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Been watching a bit much Star Wars have you? Volvo BOT says: What a question. What do you think is the answer? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: I think the answer's Volvo BOT says: Think again! [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: 'Yes'! Volvo BOT says: Yep. It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: You are getting boring Volvo BOT says: I thought we were having fun. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Not really, I was just faking it Volvo BOT says: Is that right? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Yes. I'm sorry, you just didn't do it for me. Volvo BOT says: Ha. Whatever. >>> Volvo recognizes and rewards everyday heroes. Type "Volvo for Life Awards" to learn more. [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: That's some opinion you've got of yourself. Volvo BOT says: What makes you so sure? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Well, ignoring me when I say I think you're crap, then mentioning that you think you're a hero. Volvo BOT says: Ha. Whatever, [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified). Well. Anyway... Hey, do you have anything else to say about being blonde? [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: I think blondes are a bit dense to be honest. But at least they're easy to bed Volvo BOT says: lol. Interesting... >>> Check out last week's poll results by typing "poll results." [email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: Typical blonde, you find that funny do you? Volvo BOT says: Good question. But I don't think I want to answer that. Report
July 28, 200521 yr comment_61159 Volvo BOT says: Hello Mr Wiggles. I'm Volvo BOT, brought to you by Volvo Cars of North America. To read our privacy policy, type "privacy policy." I can chat about Volvo Cars, an automotive brand committed to excellence, and do many other interesting things. To start, type "home" now. Mr Wiggles says: wtf Volvo BOT says: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do. Mr Wiggles says: no bugger that Volvo BOT says: What do you have to gain by insulting a computer? Mr Wiggles says: Damn Atrifitial Intelligence Volvo BOT says: Yes? Mr Wiggles says: bugger Volvo BOT says: It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer. Mr Wiggles says: wow up big fella, you must be drunk, your repeating yourself Volvo BOT says: Wow up big fella I must be drunk my repeating myself, huh? Mr Wiggles says: your pissed sven Volvo BOT says: My pissed Sven, huh? Mr Wiggles says: yup Volvo BOT says: Huh. Mr Wiggles says: huh Volvo BOT says: Yes? Mr Wiggles says: no Volvo BOT says: No prob. >>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do. Mr Wiggles says: whtever Volvo BOT says: Yes? Mr Wiggles says: no dammit Volvo BOT says: OK, fine. >>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier. Mr Wiggles says: stuff you Volvo BOT says: What? You want me to stuff me? Mr Wiggles says: yeah go stuff yaself Volvo BOT says: I wonder why you say yes go stuff yaself. Mr Wiggles says: cuz your a tool Volvo BOT says: Hmm. I believe that should be "you're a tool." Mr Wiggles says: no i'm not Volvo BOT says: OK. I guess you're not then. Mr Wiggles says: thats right Volvo BOT says: I know it's right. Mr Wiggles says: good, about time you learnt Volvo BOT says: Volvo BOT Facts 1 What I Am 2 What I Know 3 My Purpose 4 Who Made Me 5 Information I Store About You 6 About Interactive Agents 7 Other Interactive Agents Like Me Make a selection by typing a number or type "more" for more options. Mr Wiggles says: boring Volvo BOT says: C'mon, there's lots we can do. Type "home" to see what I can do. Mr Wiggles says: test dummies Volvo BOT says: Test dummies what? Mr Wiggles says: you the ones that get crashed!!! Volvo BOT says: Ways To Buy For more information about how to finance a Volvo, click here: http://redir.us/?2497 Mr Wiggles says: ??? Volvo BOT says: Huh? Mr Wiggles says: huh Volvo BOT says: What up? Mr Wiggles says: nothin Volvo BOT says: Huh? Mr Wiggles says: huh Volvo BOT says: Yes? Mr Wiggles says: no Volvo BOT says: Fine. Well. Anyway... Hey, can I ask you a few questions? Mr Wiggles says: no Volvo BOT says: No problem! Maybe I'll ask you some other time. Mr Wiggles says: oh ok then ask me Volvo BOT says: Why do you ask me to ask you, Mr Wiggles? Mr Wiggles says: cuz i said no but changed my mind Volvo BOT says: Because you said no but changed your mind, huh? Mr Wiggles says: I sed to be indecisive now i don't have a clue.. much like a volvo robot Volvo BOT says: Volvo builds cars with you in mind. To learn more, select an item from the menu below. 1 Safety 2 Environment 3 Quality 4 Heritage 5 Volvo for Life Awards Mr Wiggles says: f@$ker Volvo BOT says: I understand that's a very unkind insult. Mr Wiggles says: don't care Volvo BOT says: Very well, Mr Wiggles. I'll try not to care. Mr Wiggles says: good, damn robots Volvo BOT says: Good damn robots? OK, whatever you say. Mr Wiggles says: were you in iRobot?? Volvo BOT says: Yes. >>> First we think. Then we build. To learn more about how Volvo insists on quality at all stages of development, type "think build." Report
July 29, 200521 yr comment_61235 I thought you were refering to my late night surfing habit. Then I got the joke. Okay, so I'm slow. Report
July 29, 200521 yr comment_61334 lol i just had to put this up... Gem - SydneyCruising.com - mmm coffee and usher says: you hate me Volvo BOT says: Definitely not. Gem - SydneyCruising.com - mmm coffee and usher says: i think so Volvo BOT says: Yes? Gem - SydneyCruising.com - mmm coffee and usher says: you definitely hate me Volvo BOT says: No way. I love you. YAY i got a bot to fall in love with me!!! :P MORE: Gem - SydneyCruising.com - mmm coffee and usher says: I don't recycle Volvo BOT says: Why not? Gem - SydneyCruising.com - mmm coffee and usher says: because Volvo BOT says: 'Cause what? Gem - SydneyCruising.com - mmm coffee and usher says: cause you suck balls Volvo BOT says: *sigh* Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that? Gem - SydneyCruising.com - mmm coffee and usher says: because you are so gay, I can see the pink lacey panties a mile away Volvo BOT says: That doesn't really matter, does it? Gem - SydneyCruising.com - mmm coffee and usher says: well yes it does Volvo BOT says: Well, you should mind your own business. Edited July 29, 200521 yr by MissSydneyCruising Report
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