February 13, 200422 yr comment_5351 Taken From Twincam.Org By Teddy Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not. I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "Go To Hell". What inspired this amorous rube? Two parts scotch, one part ice cube. Report
February 14, 200422 yr comment_5380 Sure does!! Fook and I were making up our own too.... the rules were that you had to have a really romantic and soppy first line, but a really nasty second line (and it rhymes too). I forget exactly what was said but I think one of mine was along the lines of: To see you again would be pure bliss... ... only one bullet, hope I don't miss!! Which reminds me of this cool joke I heard: Q: What do you do if you find your husband staggering around the backyard? A: Reload Yes, I know, a bit sexist blah blah - I shouldn't have as it will start 101 wife bashing jokes! Like: what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice. Hmm, maybe V-day makes me vicious. Shouldn't though, cos I got flowers!! (bragger) :D datgirl Report
February 14, 200422 yr comment_5384 Two more of Datgirl's creative mind :D ************************** They say that still waters run deep... except for you, you shallow creep ************************** If I could fall in love with you I'd get my head checked through and through ************************** And some of mine: ************************** My Love, my Dreams are of none but You... My Gawd, my worst Nightmares have come True! ************************** What would I ever do without you; I think I'd die... Now get back in that kitchen and cook me some pie! ************************** Flowers hey? I wonder who from :D Must be some special :no: Report
February 14, 200422 yr comment_5387 aaahahahaah, loving it. oh how I'd love to be clever enough to write things like that ;p :D Report
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