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"smallest" Snake In Oz

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yeah well if a big mofo snake like that was headed for me, and i had a gun or a shovel, they can f@$kin send me the court summons in the mail

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What you should do in that situation Jamie, is calmly ask the snake to stop it's attack, and then maybe take it to the movies, or out for a coffee, but you can't kill it no no no no no.

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Or get another snake that big to personally deliver it :)

OOOHHH This opens up for some interesting commentary on that note

I'll shut my mouth for now (zip lip)

"wait a minute. can we come up with a biting pre-numptual contract with medical plan? shouldn't take more than a couple of weeks to get it all legalised and signed. your people will talk to my people, we'll do lunch"

*walks off, snake with questionmarks in its' eyes*

just looks like a harmless carpet snake. :)

he looks like he has just had dinner, maybe a rabbit. wots up Doc

Thats huge, it would make a nige belt or 10 pairs of boots :)

I can just feel its teeth sinking into my leg and then feeling the venom travel up my leg via bloodstream and into the heart

 

*pretends to jam a screwdriver through its eye*

 

aaah..., thats better :)

I can just feel its teeth sinking into my leg and then feeling the venom travel up my leg via bloodstream and into the heart

 

*pretends to jam a screwdriver through its eye*

 

aaah..., thats better :)

leave the poor carpet snake ALONE, They are only pythons and would only bite you, if you rounded one up and started poking it. if one did bite you, you may still want to visit the hospital due to possible infections from the bite.

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one problem,

 

the bite would hurt...

looks so much like the Australian version of the python

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Ah okay, so the true story is it ate a impala ewe in South Africa and got stuck and died in an electric fence?

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