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I Feel As If I've Been Ripped Off

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Went to bed last night and at the start of my dream i was sitting in this theater like room and this sexy female voice came over and said "what would you like to watch tonight ?", "A three-way sapphic, please."

 

 

 

 

 

And so i spent the whole bloody night in a darkened room watching a blank screen eating phucking pop-corn.

 

 

Ripped off i tell you

Thirsty and hungry to boot

Hahahahahahaha. Even my good dreams are never really good, so i don't get my hopes up anymore.

haha i have the weirdest dreams, i was on flinders island and my sister made me a pot of pumpkin soup any way i had the intentions of going to bed then waking up in the morn and having a nice big bowl of it, BUT

 

i got into this dream and i was talking to this girl i have allot of time for, things got going and i told her i loved pumpkin soup, she must have said some thing about being good at making it.

 

any ways i went out that night and got home to a bowl of soup in the fridge i thought hell yeah and asked mum how it got here, she said one of my mates brought it up from this nie girl, i headed out that night and another mate stopped me and said like it was uber important that the girl didn't make the soup and it was this fella from school that overheard us talking. i just said bs and walked off. the next morning i arived home to eat the soup this beautiful girl had made and i saw dad sit the bowl on the bench rubbing his stomach.

 

pretty random but it made me sad and i didn't eat the soup my sister made :wink:

The last dream I remember, I was having a threesome with my girlfriend and her younger sister. Oh, and I was sleeping next to my girlfriend at the time... and I talk in my sleep.

Edited by Sabmac

The last dream I remember, I was having a threesome with my girlfriend and her younger sister. Oh, and I was sleeping next to my girlfriend at the time... and I talk in my sleep.

 

Hahahahahah. Only a little awkward ay?

Hahahahahah. Only a little awkward ay?

Let's just say it's lucky she can't understand what I say ^_^ :D

  • 6 months later...

Dug this one up from the grave.. hehe

 

I was sleeping with my gf one night and I was dreaming I was with this girl I really like. I dreamed I was making out with this girl. Woke up and I was on top of my gf making out with her and saying how hot she was and how much i wanted to be with her... :lol:

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