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Why are turbo imports not legal??

Why are turbo imports not legal, it's a standard car that comes from Japan.

You know what's not natural, 20yr old Civic's with Tezza's that's not natural but we've got laws for that.

We're dedicating all our police resources to keeping P platers under arrest,

But we're not putting them in jail if they do hit and runs on 1-2-1's.

You know we have more drink drivers now, every commercial on TV now is a drink driving ad,

I can't watch TV for 4 minutes without thinking I've had 5 serious microsleeps.

Like, "Do you ever feel real tired while ya driving?"

Oh my god I do this, write this down, whatever it is I have it.

Half the time you don't even know what the commercial is, there's people going into trees, or smashing bikes, or they demo a collision,

Like, "That was the greatest accident ever how'd they do that?? That crash was just so awesome and graphic!!"

The runs now, it's all about being hekik at the runs, build up your S14, make you feel good about yourselves!!

If everybody grows up with S14's, what's going to happen to car ****s??

What's gunna happen with our chopshop industry??

These cars don't grow on trees, it takes lots of drug addicts missing lots of brain cells before they decide to steal your bodykit for $50,

And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new Vertex spoiler??

 

You can race race race, race your car, race for me…..c'mon, c'mon

Race Race Race, Race your car, Race for me.

 

Modified's another word that comes up all the time.

You keep hearing about these uh these cars that are modified being raced over in Sydney's East.

Always modified, modified's sort of a wealthy way to describe what these guys drive don't you think they're not modified!!

“Okay, take mum's car right, then you put in Avgas, then you get on the street and you rev the car up…..â€

“Why I could **** myself up, Why don't I use Premium….â€

“WHO'S THE ****ING DRAG RACER HERE ME OR YOU??â€

Australian's, let's face it we've been deprived here for a long time,

You know what the number one cult car in Australia is??

The Rexy, The Rexy, they say we're in the middle of a Rexy epidemic,

An epidemic, like it's a Commodore.

Like we'll be telling our grandkids about it one day, the great WRX epidemic of 2005.

“How'd ya get through it Grandpa??â€

“Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was chrome wheels and bad exhausts everywhere!!â€

Nobody knows why we're getting busted, look at our lifestyles,

I'll sit at the runs, I'll sit there, I'll sit there behind 1500 cars instead of taking off and making an 8 kay drive to a totally empty area.

Everythings mega weird, super sized, want bigger wheels with that?

Want a Jumbo wheel, wanna go large, wanna bigger wheel,

Wanna have 22 inches for an Accent you dumb mother ****er, there's room under the guard take it!!

Want a 55 metre subwoofer with that, it's only 3 more cents!!

 

You can race race race, race your car, race for me…..c'mon, c'mon

Race Race Race, Race your car, Race for me.

 

Sometimes you've gotta suffer a little in your youth to motivate you to succeed later in life,

You think if the "mods" got laid back in high school, you think we'd have this forum?? Of course not!!

You've gotta spend a lot of time stuck in the library at the computer on your ass before you start thinking,

“I'm gonna take over the world with this forum, you'll see, I'll show them!!â€

Our rotors are now the fastest in the world,

Yet our cover cars are worse than they were 5yrs ago.

There are riceboys driving everywhere,

This riceboy raced me for money the other day

I was really giving it to him but I thought, “He's just wants more drugs and alcohol!â€

But then I thought, “That's what I'm gonna use it on, why am I racing this poor bitch?â€

People love to race Riceboy cars, like you give him a run you're just gonna waste him,

He's gonna waste his petrol, we'll he owns a ****box what do you want him to do??

Save it up and buy a pod filter, take a little run down to Advan for a fuel rail or a turbo kit...It's hopeless,

I drove behind this guy the other day, An Excel tried racing it was funny

Bogan's looked at the Excel guy and said, “Why don't you get an 8 you bum??â€

People always say that to rice drivers, get an 8 like it's always that cheap

This riceboy had his gauges out on the bonnet.

I'm guessing his resume ain't all up to date.

I'm predicting some problems during the engineering process.

I'm pretty sure your RTA has a gauges go inside the car policy,

Not that they enforce it very strictly, but technically I think it's on the books.

 

You can race race race, race your car, race for me…..c'mon, c'mon

Race Race Race, Race your car, Race for me.

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I just love how they depict rexy's as an epidemic, like it's a commodore.

Coming from a commodore driver, I still crack up in fits reading that!

bwahahah

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One of the guys from CAA have taken it from a Ford Forum.... from there, I have know idea. But I am guessing it's done the rounds.

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OHHHH i know that song :) thanks i actually wanted to download it too :thumbsup:

 

that's a crackup, who wrote it?

i think "I'm predicting some problems during the engineering process." is my new quote of the month :dance:

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