Some people just love cars A LITTLE TOO much compared to others... :n:

 

What are your thoughts on the Mercury Mistress? [2.7MB...dial-up unfriendly]

Yep, seen that one. It must be from SNL or something like that.

hahaha. wonder if it runs on the stuff :n:

hahaha. wonder if it runs on the stuff :n:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

hahaha. wonder if it runs on the stuff :P

It would want to be fuel efficient. Imagine running out on the freeway, and having to fill up. :n:

ooops, almost empty.....that's ok; i 'll just "fill up" later (hint, hint)

You'd have to keep a supply of Horny Goat Weed or Viagra in the car. Just in case fuel reserves were low. I wonder if OPEC will want to start controlling fuel production and reserves??? :n:

would probably help with overpopulation

Would you really like a bunch of guys standing around inspecting your 'fuel production'???

You'd have to keep a supply of Horny Goat Weed or Viagra in the car.

Horny Goat Weed! hahahaha

 

You'd keep a supply of porn movies in the car.. at a set of lights.. watch one of the "good ol' favorites" and once you park.. fill up :n: hahah

a mate of mine had a modern head unit and dvd player screen in his old 808. he used to put porn videos on cd and watch them in the car. it was wierd, this little mazda sitting on my driveway going "oh oh yeah baby" with two guys sitting in race seats. nothing sus :n:

That always happens with my mate in his 200SX. He's forever watching porn on his incar DVD player with all his mates. Cranked up!

Too funny!

Note how it handles EVEN in the wet! hahahaha

That always happens with my mate in his 200SX. He's forever watching porn on his incar DVD player with all his mates. Cranked up!

Too funny!

I can see it now: you see a car driving down the street, cannon exhaust, cut springs. It must have a good stereo system because you can hear it from a hundred metres away, but can't yet make out the music. Hang on, there's a lot of funk guitar, sounds pretty sleazy. What's that other noise coming from it? Why, that sounds like moaning... Then you see the car go past and realise there's only one hand on the wheel, and it's their left hand, so they're not holding the gear stick... or are they???

Spo-on jimme! (said with a Scottish Accent)

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