Men are like .Laxatives ...... They irritate the sh ! t out of you.

 

 

Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

 

Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.

 

Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.

 

Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure wy.

 

Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head rght for your hips.

 

Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

 

Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

 

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

 

Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

 

Men are like ........ Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

 

Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

 

Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

 

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Edited September 9, 200422 yr by covergirl

HAHA :P

a war, which you will lose

Hmm...Ok...Women VS Men in KARTING then. Prepare to cry :P

in KARTING?

 

Mmmm this sounds like fun :P

5 per team. Whoever wins, is the better sex. Start taking your valium gentlemen

haha you should plead no contest now...

Who is the guys team leader :P

 

...if dat girl shows up us guys are doomed ! :P !

bloody wang wavers :P

Yeh Mel is going to be there all right!

Andrew is your team leader, I'm chicks leader. This is coming down to a personal war now, Andrew almost cried coz i drove harder on DODGEM CARS! I wanna show him how much of a wussy he is !! MUAHAH

I'm up for the challenge, BRING IT! :P

 

ps: pah, no contest! :P

Edited September 10, 200422 yr by demuire

I'm impressed you've got Datgirl to come, usually she doesn't like karts....

 

P.S: I might just turn up...... :P

I'm impressed you've got Datgirl to come, usually she doesn't like karts....

 

P.S: I might just turn up...... :P

Ohh yeeeahh :P !!!!!!!!!

Hmm, does anyone see any females taking any of the top-3 positions? I don't :P

yeah I'm not actually sure if Mel is coming or not, I'm praying to god she does! Ive got a few backup girls just incase. And whoever wins, takes crown for the team.

ive actually started a new thread aboot this is events and cruises