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You live in Cairns. I believe virgins blood is very thin on the ground up there... :P

 

Hows the captive unicorn breeding program going? Did you get the government backing you were after?

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You live in Cairns. I believe virgins blood is very thin on the ground up there... :(

 

Hows the captive unicorn breeding program going? Did you get the government backing you were after?

 

We didn't get government backing after all, we ended up locating a wealthy philanthropic elf who financed the whole shebang.

 

The breeding is proving difficult... there are certain anatomical hurdles to overcome, and convincing a horse to make sweet love to a Narwhal is more complicated than you would think.

 

We're going to try IVF as soon as we can find someone to perform the 'donor extraction'... Tom Green wasn't available.

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The breeding is proving difficult... there are certain anatomical hurdles to overcome, and convincing a horse to make sweet love to a Narwhal is more complicated than you would think.

You've convinced this horse.

Don't know about the narwhale, but i've got me a mermaid who's always horny, would that help with the process ??

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You've convinced this horse.

Don't know about the narwhale, but i've got me a mermaid who's always horny, would that help with the process ??

 

Possibly... but does she need to be kept wet? 'Cos thats something I have trouble doing even with a human female...

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I've converted all my cars to run on a blend of virgin's blood and extract of unicorn. Its cheaper.

 

 

Trust you 7shades to say something weird like that haha.

 

 

Hopefully I will never experience virgin blood with a female, and hopefully I will never see blood there on a women :(

 

 

Or I will scream.

 

 

HAHA I just had a good thought. Who ever watches South Park a lot might actually understand the vehicle I am thinking of. Mr Garrisan invented it, it was like a gay mobile. I would rather pay 6-8$ a litlre then sit and drive that thing hahahahaha

 

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We didn't get government backing after all,

 

 

That doesn't suprise me, not after the failed rocking horse excrement investment tax avoidence scheme.

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That doesn't suprise me, not after the failed rocking horse excrement investment tax avoidence scheme.

 

It didn't fail... I negative geared it and wrote it off as a depreciating asset on the following year's tax return :(

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Gets cheaper every week but Winky ...then more expensive, then cheaper, then more expensive.... :dance:

 

I know what you mean but and I hope its true. Gonna push the Kesev over 600km this week :yes:

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