Redwarf Posted July 13, 2008 Report Posted July 13, 2008 (edited) You live in Cairns. I believe virgins blood is very thin on the ground up there... :P Hows the captive unicorn breeding program going? Did you get the government backing you were after? Edited July 13, 2008 by Redwarf Quote
JiP Posted July 13, 2008 Report Posted July 13, 2008 Shades where do you come up with these responses?? Quote
7shades Posted July 13, 2008 Report Posted July 13, 2008 You live in Cairns. I believe virgins blood is very thin on the ground up there... :( Hows the captive unicorn breeding program going? Did you get the government backing you were after? We didn't get government backing after all, we ended up locating a wealthy philanthropic elf who financed the whole shebang. The breeding is proving difficult... there are certain anatomical hurdles to overcome, and convincing a horse to make sweet love to a Narwhal is more complicated than you would think. We're going to try IVF as soon as we can find someone to perform the 'donor extraction'... Tom Green wasn't available. Quote
Clown Posted July 13, 2008 Report Posted July 13, 2008 hahahahhaah you guys have me in tears, that shits gold! Quote
towe001 Posted July 13, 2008 Report Posted July 13, 2008 The breeding is proving difficult... there are certain anatomical hurdles to overcome, and convincing a horse to make sweet love to a Narwhal is more complicated than you would think. You've convinced this horse. Don't know about the narwhale, but i've got me a mermaid who's always horny, would that help with the process ?? Quote
7shades Posted July 13, 2008 Report Posted July 13, 2008 You've convinced this horse.Don't know about the narwhale, but i've got me a mermaid who's always horny, would that help with the process ?? Possibly... but does she need to be kept wet? 'Cos thats something I have trouble doing even with a human female... Quote
towe001 Posted July 13, 2008 Report Posted July 13, 2008 :( She is a horny mermaid you figure :( Quote
WinKE55 Posted July 13, 2008 Report Posted July 13, 2008 (edited) I've converted all my cars to run on a blend of virgin's blood and extract of unicorn. Its cheaper. Trust you 7shades to say something weird like that haha. Hopefully I will never experience virgin blood with a female, and hopefully I will never see blood there on a women :( Or I will scream. HAHA I just had a good thought. Who ever watches South Park a lot might actually understand the vehicle I am thinking of. Mr Garrisan invented it, it was like a gay mobile. I would rather pay 6-8$ a litlre then sit and drive that thing hahahahaha Edited July 13, 2008 by WinKE55 Quote
Redwarf Posted July 13, 2008 Report Posted July 13, 2008 We didn't get government backing after all, That doesn't suprise me, not after the failed rocking horse excrement investment tax avoidence scheme. Quote
7shades Posted July 14, 2008 Report Posted July 14, 2008 That doesn't suprise me, not after the failed rocking horse excrement investment tax avoidence scheme. It didn't fail... I negative geared it and wrote it off as a depreciating asset on the following year's tax return :( Quote
WinKE55 Posted July 19, 2008 Report Posted July 19, 2008 Apparntly fuel is going to get cheaper now? This week or something I heard? Guess the riots are on hold for now. Quote
irokin Posted July 19, 2008 Report Posted July 19, 2008 Gets cheaper every week but Winky ...then more expensive, then cheaper, then more expensive.... :dance: I know what you mean but and I hope its true. Gonna push the Kesev over 600km this week :yes: Quote
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