July 13, 200818 yr comment_260428 You live in Cairns. I believe virgins blood is very thin on the ground up there... :P Hows the captive unicorn breeding program going? Did you get the government backing you were after? Edited July 13, 200818 yr by Redwarf Report
July 13, 200818 yr comment_260462 You live in Cairns. I believe virgins blood is very thin on the ground up there... :( Hows the captive unicorn breeding program going? Did you get the government backing you were after? We didn't get government backing after all, we ended up locating a wealthy philanthropic elf who financed the whole shebang. The breeding is proving difficult... there are certain anatomical hurdles to overcome, and convincing a horse to make sweet love to a Narwhal is more complicated than you would think. We're going to try IVF as soon as we can find someone to perform the 'donor extraction'... Tom Green wasn't available. Report
July 13, 200818 yr comment_260479 The breeding is proving difficult... there are certain anatomical hurdles to overcome, and convincing a horse to make sweet love to a Narwhal is more complicated than you would think. You've convinced this horse. Don't know about the narwhale, but i've got me a mermaid who's always horny, would that help with the process ?? Report
July 13, 200818 yr comment_260486 You've convinced this horse.Don't know about the narwhale, but i've got me a mermaid who's always horny, would that help with the process ?? Possibly... but does she need to be kept wet? 'Cos thats something I have trouble doing even with a human female... Report
July 13, 200818 yr comment_260496 I've converted all my cars to run on a blend of virgin's blood and extract of unicorn. Its cheaper. Trust you 7shades to say something weird like that haha. Hopefully I will never experience virgin blood with a female, and hopefully I will never see blood there on a women :( Or I will scream. HAHA I just had a good thought. Who ever watches South Park a lot might actually understand the vehicle I am thinking of. Mr Garrisan invented it, it was like a gay mobile. I would rather pay 6-8$ a litlre then sit and drive that thing hahahahaha Edited July 13, 200818 yr by WinKE55 Report
July 13, 200818 yr comment_260634 We didn't get government backing after all, That doesn't suprise me, not after the failed rocking horse excrement investment tax avoidence scheme. Report
July 14, 200818 yr comment_260802 That doesn't suprise me, not after the failed rocking horse excrement investment tax avoidence scheme. It didn't fail... I negative geared it and wrote it off as a depreciating asset on the following year's tax return :( Report
July 19, 200818 yr comment_262225 Apparntly fuel is going to get cheaper now? This week or something I heard? Guess the riots are on hold for now. Report
July 19, 200818 yr comment_262230 Gets cheaper every week but Winky ...then more expensive, then cheaper, then more expensive.... :dance: I know what you mean but and I hope its true. Gonna push the Kesev over 600km this week :yes: Report
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