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Silly Aussies!

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who the f@$k is john eales???

:D :D :dance: :dance: :blazin: :blazin: :blazin: :blazin: :blazin:

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hmm sorry your humour is beneath me... I'm not getting it....

 

rugby plays are a bit gay for me....

Carn the Rabbitohs

Lurve the rabbits so much I modified a photo of my lil bro - he WAS in a manly jumper !!

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Actually there is a huge footy clash in our family - dad is a panthers supporter --- so guess what else I did

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And for my lil bro's sanity here was the original pic (damn sea eagles)

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I'm wondering why nick hasn't put this up yet lol...

 

read your email brother :D

 

Not exactly new zealander, funny nonetheless...

 

 

Two Samoan brothers are walking along Queen Street in Auckland

when they see a sign which reads as follows:

'Suits $15.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair'

Salle says to Leffie, "Look at that. We could buy shitloads of

that gear and when we get back to Mangere, we could make a hole

load of dough bro.

 

Now when we go into the shop, don't say nothink. Just let me

do all the talking 'cause if they hear our accent they might not

serve us, so I'll speak in my best Auckalofa accent."

They go in and Salle orders 50 suits at $15.00 each, 100

shirts at $2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each.

The owner of the shop says, "You boys from Mangere?"

Oh, yeh bro, how the f***k did you know that?" asks Salle

The owner says, "Because this is a dry-cleaners...!"

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its all in the name... GAME of rugby.. motorSPORT.

 

 

if it dosnt have explosionds, tits or engines. i don't care :D

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This is a riot

 

Edge is a radio station in NZ - they had a contest where you had to get one of your parents to lose it ............ oh this girl wins hands down !!!

 

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eheh yeah the edge is a bit wild, pity they play gay music.

 

the rock is my fav :D

how do you know a kiwi's broken into your house?

there's love bites on the lamb, and cum in your ug boots

 

how do you know a kiwi's been into your computer?

your ram's f@$ked!

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how do you know when iv been to jamies place?

 

 

by the crater where it used to be :D

 

 

 

 

like the pc one though, havnt heard that one before

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