A while ago my boss placed an A4 sign on the back of my car that read "Toot if you think i am sexy". Unfortunately i didnt notice it until i got home 1hr later. I only got a few honks :sad: , and unfortunately 2 of them were from other blokes.

 

In retaliation i placed a $17.000 For Sale sign on the back of his $30,000 2004 Rodeo.

Then i purchased this Secret Farter and taped it under his chair and activated it when someone went into his office. Priceless :y:

Its now come time to step it up a notch and so i came across this site while searching for new ideas.

Prank Place

 

I'd like to hear of new and harmless gags that people have pulled.

Ahhh!! gotta love the old practical joke at work, the day wouldn't be the same without it..

Fart Machine 2000! I'm SO getting one of those!!

replace sugar for coffee with salt

 

get a windup mouse and place the cord under your foot. stand behind boss and say "hey whats this under the" and lift your foot, laugh as your boss screams the most blood curdling scream you've ever heard and jumps onto the desk

 

sneak in front of desk and pop up and yell scary things

replace sugar for coffee with salt

 

get a windup mouse and place the cord under your foot. stand behind boss and say "hey whats this under the" and lift your foot, laugh as your boss screams the most blood curdling scream you've ever heard and jumps onto the desk

 

sneak in front of desk and pop up and yell scary things

The sugar and salt thing would be a great idea, but this yuppie dosent drink instant coffee. He'd rather go down the street and pay $2.20 for a Latae a few times a day.

 

Windup mouse....this bloke is about 120kgs and would probably crush the toy if he had a chance. :y:

 

Sneak up on him. Thats a top idea. A workmate did that to one of the previous boss's. He snuck up behind him at his desk and smacked 2 bits of MDF together. I reckon he jumped 300mm off his seat.

inflate a maccas bag, sneak up behind your victim (get as close as you can) and explode the bag to make them jump in horror, it worked for me :y:

Phone \\//\\//\\//\\//////\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\\\// Handset

             ^                               ^
             |                               |
             A                               B

 

1. Zip tie A to B

2. Give him a call

3. ???

4. Profit!!

hahaha thats so good, i'm doing that on monday :y:

Yeah i like that one. Its harmless, cheap and would be something that hasnt already been done in our workshop.

The blokes i work with have a fascination with liquid nails. We've had tool boxes glued to the bench, and lunch room chairs glued to the floor whilst they are tucked under the table.

Clear sticky tape over computer conncections is also a classic. (just put a small bit of tape over usb and CAT5 connections. 9 times out 10 they check the connection but fail to the tape.

clear tape over phone reciever

clear tape over mouse ball

Has he got a speed dial on his phone - reprogram every button on the phone back to HIS number - then no matter who he rings he gets a busy signal

a guy at work had heaps of star wars figures all over his desk so we stole them all and hid them all over the office......

if you have a trench coat and really want to scare him.

 

wear a trenchoat and trackies and a button up shirt.

 

pull the tracky legs as far as you pull them up your legs

pull your collor of the shirt down. pasically make it look as tho your naked under the trenchcoat. call his attention and rip the trenchcoat open .

 

the look is pricless i did this one to my boss at the high school.

 

was funny

This f@$ker looks lethal:

http://www.officeguns.com/gunadv_super_maul.html

Even has a laser sight.

 

I also do remember seeing plans to build a claymore from a biro, rubberbands, and paperclips. You could even set it as a booby trap in addition to manual firing mode.

 

McGuyer would be proud.

Edited August 7, 200521 yr by wyldephyre

Another few jokes I've tried. (Seems to happen moreso lately because I'm bored and need some entertainment).

 

Take the service managers lunch when he leaves it on the bench and gets distracted and go hide it and leave a treasure map. (This is even funnier when you don't actually put it where the treasure map says) :lol:

 

Tape the switch on the phone system down, so when the service manager gets a call, he picks the handset up, but the line doesn't pick up. (This was funny watching him scream "Who f@$ked my phone" and slamed it a few times trying to get it to work. :cool:

 

Another one is ziptie someones stuff together so they try pick it up and everything else comes with it :P