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oh and i did this: Holdens own ([email protected]) Saturday, February 12 2005 2:49am Man these cars are so homo as if you would ever drive a japanese car. Get a real car with a real big engine. Old japanese cars are unreliable. Holdens can do so much better burnouts and you can get them for under $100 still running, honest. My VL commodore has real Aussie Grunt and beats supras and skylines. I am a man with a real car, its a real holden none of this pussy jap crap. I wish I had a big throbbing c__k in my mouth. I am a bogan f_ckwit. lol it rules to be easily amused

i didn't write this one but i nearly fell of my chair in fits of laughter when i read it: dazza ([email protected]) Wednesday, October 13 2004 10:23pm i got 5 leeter v8 commerdore it drag youse poofs off of ya muma arss arfta i get my dole check and git sum woodstocks an drinkum wif moi gerlrind shazza and me mate waino. yoos gay poofs you only got harf a ingine in that front weil droive pees of pile shit yous gay poo poo poofs. bahahahahahaha :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

ah yeah so i'm bored really late at night and decided to rewrite a few of these people's comments and repost them. It needed to be done for them. tersminator ([email protected]) Thursday, February 17 2005 3:42am corollas make nothing more then good recylced metal for coke cans (coming from a man who thinks coke cans are made of iron), when u think about it....4cylinder engines (naturally aspirated), are nothing more then half an engine (when compared to v8's, not to mention half the weight, didn't you realise i was a moron when you saw my name?)_ seriously u waste all that money on an antique it that not even a wrecker will accept (like my mum didn't accept my c__k. like hell, she spit shined it) , and u think or c s15 drifter ([email protected]) Thursday, February 17 2005 3:32am WOW...... i suck. what an awesome car u legend i wash myself with a penis on a stick!!! i also drive a crap car. i think i'm killer with a nasty online message. but i drive a peice of junk. any one can put random bullshit on the internet. I f_ckED MY SISTER BECAUSE I NEVER GET LAID. nice mags can i have them??? Imitation of Grant ([email protected]) Thursday, February 17 2005 3:28am What a great car, all u sane people that like your "sic" 2 litre slice of heaven, the only good thing that comes in 8 litres is my mums anal lube. Get a shit car like myne a 1994 Toyota Landcruiser 79 series turbo diesel. Its a go anywhere f_ck my dad in a swag in the tray kind of vehicle. Its a big heavy diesel that is no way made for speed or accelaration yet i'm still in denial lol haha ahhhhhm.... i reckon it was worth it. a bit uncouth i know but you get what you give. man some of these people are tools.

lol thats pretty damned cool. I used to play the first carmageddon heaps. Maybe I should get the sequel and release all my pent up aggression from every time i get the urge to write off my corolla just for fun. :insane:

I didn't think the sentence was going to go further than this. lol

^^^^poor bastard. inferiority complex due to small penis bro your shit aint tight toyota are a suck i bet your grandma could drive your car fag my dad kicked your cat get a real holden and keep it real only my dads lube comes in 2 litres aight foo' i am the boss pimp :greenbounce:

decent

lol yeah it is nah fair enough hah

Oh yeah I think I've seen one of those before, I used to live with a guy who was an electrician, who had this tripped screwdriver thing that you could run along like your shirt and it would light up to the static electricity. Thats the one hey. I might buy some electrical stuff myself and see how i go. Could come in handy to have. As for meeting random people off the internet, I'm in Brisbane :greenbounce: I guess Corlla related help may be needed or given sometime if its convenient, we'll see

PMSL THAT CAR IS ABOUT TO DO A SHIT i mean look at its tail, if my dog did that in the garage i would kick it out. Not to mention the exhaust system has a freakin boner. :greenbounce: That car is about as classy as a guy with a footlong erection and glasses with cylender lenses that go out like a half a foot... would anyone like a diagram? what a sick, sick car. (sick mate sick) Diplomatic is right though, it would be complete with a big flag with a toyota symbol on it.

bahahahaha :D i have a pair of these thumbcuffs myself, on my bedside table as we speak ^^ lol talk about extremely MINOR LEAGUE s&m As for the business ties, wouldn't you choke the guy if you did it wrong? I suggest maybe trying it with the tie OFF the man's neck, maybe even with a woman lol j/k Grimwolge- Dude what kind of music do you play to be pulling groupies who want to be dominated? :greenbounce: :doublebird: :( :D

Just randomly concerning police wasting time on the tax-paid job... When I was like 15 i had a pair of thumbcuffs (Basically 2 rings connected by a little keyring-style chain that your could snap yourself with a brisk movement) which I could put on and remove myself, I had them on in the mall just being a wanker and like 3 cops pulled me up... "Who put these on you" "ah it was me, I can take them off too, look" so they arrest me. In a courageous effort to save the mall from crims like me they gave me a 2 hour interview and confiscated my class R weapon. Good job boys keep up the good work. Granny mays sells class R weapons on the novelty toy rack. I wonder how many years I would have gotten for a woopie cushion And I pay tax? sob

Not sure what a multimeter / test light is but thanks will look into that. I've checked two fuse boxes so far, one just under the dash and one just to the right of the pedals behind the right factory speaker box, no blown fuses. Actually there was one when the dash lights broke that I replaced but this didn't fix my current problems.

oh woops that last thing I said was in relation to a completely different thread, sorry for any confusion guys :greenbounce:

such similar query to mine :greenbounce:

Just in case anyone has an easy answer... My interior light (as in like, above my head, the one that makes everything seen thats inside my car except for things under my clothes) is busted. It did work randomly for a few days a few months ago, but now it just doesn't work at all. Note that I have checked both fuse boxes and its all fine. Could there be a loose wire at any point in particular? :greenbounce: And my cig lighter doesn't work. I found this out because I bought an electrical pump. That was really annoying to find out that way when I'd opted to go higher-class-than-a-foot-pump when I had a leaking tyre...

Oh yeah about my quad-rotor ke10 with no brakes, just out of interest, I've heard a rumour about cops browsing car modding sites for cars with illegal stuff done to them. So if anyone does want to do the nasty, don't talk about it on online forums, or don't post pictures exposing your number plates. In fact be a good honest citezen in the first place. *cough* :greenbounce: I want to be a police-type person and browse car forums. "but its my job, honest"

Yeah but stuff insurance, I've decided to not bother with comprehensive. If you go with just fire theft and thirty party, its a few hundred bucks max annualy which works out to like less than a dollar a day, so I don't really mind paying 50 or 100 extra dollars for a modded car to be insured. I guess I just hope nothing really f@$king random and gay happens. Like Mardhi Gras. ah scratch that last bit

You just don't know the right people..... So if I knew the right people I could get like a dodgy engineer to go yes I will approve your quad rotor ke10 with no brake upgrade in fact take the brakes out?

Yeah we'll see with the head swap. Initially I wanted to not do anything to the KE70 and save the money for a better car, but then I realised I already have an upgrade for it sitting in my backyard (3K head). Now I'm researching whole engine swaps since I heard about the AE86 transplanting and its relative ease (sorta), but honestly I doubt it will go ahead. The KE20 is sitting looking like a hot little 70's car as well, maybe I could do an engine swap into that instead. We'll see, at the moment I'll sit tight with researching. Gonna do something. I'm in Queeeeeeeeeeensland where I can't get away with much more than a seat cover in terms of mods :sad:

well actually there is, its called forced induction. On the other hand, forced induction can't really replace a bigger engine in the first place... like... a turbo on a 4K compared to a turbo on a 5K... the 5K still has a bigger belly to eat the juice. More potential is what I mean. That's not to say riceboxes don't shit all over V8's. By the way smitty1, the first thing that came to my mind when I saw your post, why not go a 5K? I was under the impression the only people who do up 4K's are people who start with 4K's... because they can't be bothered with a whole engine swap... like me

Wow all this talk about cars that are so far from being a corolla. I agree that 280z are dog's balls and 240z and 260z are bees knees. I have never seen a hatch version of KE70 this T-18 business is madness. Not that I don't believe it. I have never seen a lot of things though. :greenbounce:

oh by the way just out of interest I'm researching 4AGE engine swap into my car and everything that involves. don't need any help yet still looking into it. its a maybe at the mo, either way i will probably upgrade my suspension to start things off first. as i posted before, i was looking into putting the 3k head on my currently residing 4K-C ... and if i do i will most probably get some nicer cams to throw in whilst I'm going to that trouble and get some professional boring done. oh yeah... and must do a pressure check on the motor too cos its got like 255thou k's on it. would anyone agree that a 4K with 255000 on the clock is not worth modding without a rebuild? we shall see, still deciding on which direction to go...

This is tripped but the answer is probably simple. On a crazed forum binge I stumbled across this: "A KE70 is more like an AE71...... or an A engine powered T-18 (TE7x) as you call them in australia. " Warrrt? Ok I have read "AE71" quite a bit in my research, but is T-18 or TE70 equivalent to AE71? I was under the impression that T's were celicas, and something else, but not straight out corollas.... is the guy who wrote the quote just smashed? :greenbounce: w| oh just for reference's sake this is where its from: http://forums.toymods.org.au/index.php?t=m...art=0#msg_23467

Woah its superjamie. I've read a lot of your stuff dude. Good stuff. I can't thank you enough for all of the info. :greenbounce: cheers