B.L.Z.BUB Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 Stupid shit like this..... Extract from email - I will give you $800 ono cash tonight for your yellow ke70 Ask for 800 dollars worth of $1 instant scratchies. Quote
LukeAE71 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Posted February 24, 2011 The stupidity continues... Some young lady phoned up enquiring about the KE70 and asked me if it had 6 seats. She said some came with 6 seats and she needed it for all her kids. I should have taken her address and posted her some condoms Quote
LukeAE71 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Posted February 24, 2011 Ok the guy who offered $800 ono has now negotiated the price via email to $600. I told him I'm going out for an hour and will think about it and give him my address when I get back. I'm not very creative today so can someone give me a witty reply to send to him? Quote
B.L.Z.BUB Posted February 24, 2011 Report Posted February 24, 2011 Tell him you need to clean the blood and hair out of the boot first. Quote
LukeAE71 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Posted February 24, 2011 Maybe I should tell him it is no longer for sale as it was stolen by Harold and Kumar and was last seen being driven by Neil Patrick Harris with three sluts in the back all snorting lines of coke off his ass Quote
Redwarf Posted February 24, 2011 Report Posted February 24, 2011 Do you have a photo of half a KE70? Send it to him and say $600 worth of the Corolla is ready for pick up. :) Quote
B.L.Z.BUB Posted February 24, 2011 Report Posted February 24, 2011 Maybe I should tell him it is no longer for sale as it was stolen by Harold and Kumar and was last seen being driven by Neil Patrick Harris with three sluts in the back all snorting lines of coke off his ass :y: Tell him you owed Dominic Toretto a 10 second car. Quote
B.L.Z.BUB Posted February 24, 2011 Report Posted February 24, 2011 (edited) Do you have a photo of half a KE70? Send it to him and say $600 worth of the Corolla is ready for pick up. :) Edited February 24, 2011 by blzbub666 Quote
LukeAE71 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Posted February 24, 2011 Do you have a photo of half a KE70? Send it to him and say $600 worth of the Corolla is ready for pick up. :) I could get creative with MS Paint!! :y: Tell him you owed Dominic Toretto a 10 second car. I like it. The irony of all this is the car has had a deposit put on it for the right price and being picked up in half an hour Quote
B.L.Z.BUB Posted February 24, 2011 Report Posted February 24, 2011 Send him those 3 pics in post above :y: Quote
LukeAE71 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Posted February 24, 2011 I'm gonna send him the last pic - that is a crack up. I'll tell him the trailer is an extra $900 or he can just pay the $1500 and take the yellow rolla :) 1 Quote
thatdude Posted February 24, 2011 Report Posted February 24, 2011 WGMG. 17 year so and so trying to scam people because for the fact that they them selves are idiots. Last month we install a crate v8 engine into a vr commy. The owner had just bout the car the week before. So under the new laws he can't drive it on the road. Any how he was told the vehicle my be driven nicely etc for the first 1000kms to run it in. Any how it came in on a tow truck with the engine blown. He demanded it be replaced under warranty. He did everything he was suppose. Abusing us threatening our office lady (whom is recovering from breast cancer). The 3 mistakes he had made. 1. the tyre spray under the guards. He continued to state the wheels haven't spun at all. number 2. i was at the last burn out comp and saw the vehicle blow its engine and the 3rd the competitor sticker was still on the windscreen. The customer stormed after he was told about that. About and hour later the cops rolled up and said that a car was seen here that had been stolen that day. Little so and so. Sorry if it was hard to read as I'm worked up while writing this. Quote
B.L.Z.BUB Posted February 24, 2011 Report Posted February 24, 2011 WGMG. 17 year so and so trying to scam people because for the fact that they them selves are idiots. Last month we install a crate v8 engine into a vr commy. The owner had just bout the car the week before. So under the new laws he can't drive it on the road. Any how he was told the vehicle my be driven nicely etc for the first 1000kms to run it in. Any how it came in on a tow truck with the engine blown. He demanded it be replaced under warranty. He did everything he was suppose. Abusing us threatening our office lady (whom is recovering from breast cancer). The 3 mistakes he had made. 1. the tyre spray under the guards. He continued to state the wheels haven't spun at all. number 2. i was at the last burn out comp and saw the vehicle blow its engine and the 3rd the competitor sticker was still on the windscreen. The customer stormed after he was told about that. About and hour later the cops rolled up and said that a car was seen here that had been stolen that day. Little so and so. Sorry if it was hard to read as I'm worked up while writing this. I was gonna give you shit for that being hard to read then it got so entertaining! Quote
Evan G Posted February 24, 2011 Report Posted February 24, 2011 I could get creative with MS Paint!! I like it. The irony of all this is the car has had a deposit put on it for the right price and being picked up in half an hour send him this. $600 will get you just the roof champ. when you want to pick it up? LMAO Quote
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