April 21, 200521 yr comment_40288 i got one... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHH!!! THE SHEEP R COMING!!! EH EH EH Report
April 21, 200521 yr Author comment_40327 thats funny.... that lookes like justin on the right... and a white ke70 in the background... those are definitly aussie sheep too... you can tell by the way they are standing still, they're used to it! hmm i think thats a shot from your family album! :D :P Report
May 24, 200521 yr Author comment_45611 thats one of the ones we'v sent over to oz, they make more $$$ there. was she good justin? :thumbsup: Report
May 25, 200521 yr comment_45636 thats one of the ones we'v sent over to oz, they make more $$$ there. Thats because we send them back to NZ as mail order brides for your personal enjoyment Warwick :thumbsup: Report
May 25, 200521 yr Author comment_45637 our mail order brides are russian. noises last night eh? ew :thumbsup: Report
May 25, 200521 yr comment_45757 An Australian Ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and see's a local sitting on his porch patting his dog... He figures he'll have a little fun... Ventriloquist: "Gday mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him???" Kiwi: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie..." Ventriloquist: "Hello dog... Hows is going mate???" Dog: "Doin' all right..." Kiwi has look of extreme shock... Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner???" (pointing at the Kiwi) Dog: "Yep..." Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you???" Dog: "Real Good... He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play..." Kiwi has look of utter disbelief... Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse???" Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think..." Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, hows it going???" Horse: "Cool" Kiwi is now absolutely dumfounded... Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner???" (pointing at the Kiwi) Horse: "Yep..." Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you???" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking... He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements..." Kiwi now has look of total amazement... Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep???" Kiwi: "The sheeps a f**king Liar!!!" Report
May 25, 200521 yr Author comment_45797 haha nice one, but you obviosuly swapped around the characters.... :) Report
May 26, 200521 yr comment_45940 haha nice one, but you obviosuly swapped around the characters.... :dance: Or Not :) :P :) ... :dance: :dance: :dance: ... Report
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