Better Then Chuck Norris?

[Falken_KE30]

if your name is Daniel, your in Luck :cool: :2thumbs:

 

Daniel

 

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.

Other definitions are thought to be:

Tao

Chi

The Great Spirit

Chuck Norris

Energy

Infinity

Sublime

ect

Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.

The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.

Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.

 

:y: :S

 

 

this site is a crack up,

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

 

Post your funnies on here :S

[towe001]

Robert

ROBERT is the #996 most common female name.

0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT.

Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT!

:2thumbs: Something just doesn't sound right with that :cool:

 

Kim

 

The last name of many, many Korean people. It's like Smith or Jones in English-speaking countries.

Hey, look! Everywhere there's a Kim! Kim Il-sung, Kim Jong-il, Kim Young-sam, Kim Dae-jung...

 

2. corolla

sick car, goes hard pulls hoes

f@$k man

bitches are all over the corolla

 

5. corolla

Only the worlds best car ever made. This reliable gangster machine will keep you ridin dirty for over half a million miles (no kidding).

 

7. corolla

a shitty little sedan made by Toyota. Possibly the reason for the decline of education in the United States and illegal immigration. Also known to give teenager boys hallucinations that they have a large penis and that the car is "awesome". They tend to jump off curbs and tear up tires. Lastly known to cause the Holocaust and genocide in Darfur.

 

I like this one Canada

I speak English and French, not American,

land of beautiful women, inexpensive hard liquor and polar bears.

14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American

mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

[SoulSearcher]

rollaclub isn't defined yet.

 

powered

[Falken_KE30]

Corolla

 

Its better than you

 

Lol

[Trev]

Trevor:

 

1. Trevor 991 up, 367 down

Trevor is an English name usually given to boys. It is an ancient celtic word meaning "large penis". Through scientific investigations and surveys, scientists have found that suprisingly almost every man named Trevor has an above average penis length and width.

Example: Trevor has an extraordinarily large penis.

 

2. Trevor 154 up, 100 down

A cool name for a kid.

A word from Welsh, and British decent.

"Trevor Linden is such a European fox"

 

3. Trevor 171 up, 85 down

Most amazing boy in the world. Can always make you happy and smile whenever needed. Isn't just a boyfriend, but also a best friend. Sweet, adorible and awesome. One of the hottest boys on the earth :]

"Look at that Trevor, I wanna be just like him!"

 

"That boy is Trevolicious!"

 

4. Trevor 158 up, 19 down

A unit of measure equal to 1 dick-pound of thrust. Most often used to measure the amount of sexual prowess needed for a woman to achieve orgasm.

 

To convert to metric units 1000 Trevors is equal to 1 metric Dick-Ton of force

Man, Angelina Jolie is easy it only took me 3 Trevors to make her squeal.

 

Damn! Britney is f@$king tight! It took me 50 Trevors just to get up in that!

 

5. Trevor 63 up, 66 down

A really nice and alright looking guy, but tends to get annoying at times. He has A LOT of money, and is practically a preppy boy. Very athletic and has a funny laugh.

Trevor: THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!

Me: Dude, shut up. -____-

 

6. Trevor

The best friend a girl could ever have! EVER! Life would suck without Trevor. He's sweet, funny, adorable, outgoing, and not afraid of his inner nerd! Any girl would be SUPER lucky to date Trevor and I would be jealous of whoever she may be! :cool:

 

So yeah, the greatest person, inside and out, ever brought into this earth!

"Omg, do you know Trevor?"

 

"Yes! I'm so in love with him! He's such an amazing person!"

 

7. Trevor 5 up, 10 down

A complete idiot. One who is originally born into a family of chimpanzees. Likes to make fun of people. One who beats off to images of turtles. Severely vertically challenged and is skinny. One who will never get laid a day in their life. Hates pussy, likes dick.

"Oh my Lord, I hate that boy over there."

"Me too ! He's a complete Trevor."

[Falken_KE30]

number 7 FREEEKEN LOL!!!!

[Trev]

number 7 FREEEKEN LOL!!!!

 

Read page 2, it gets worse.

[Lexxi[ke35]]

VOCD 2312 up, 562 down

"Volume Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder"

Function: Noun

 

A psychoneurotic disorder in which the television viewer is beset with obsessions or compulsions or both to adjust the volume on the television to a "perfect" number, such as 15, 20, 25, etc. and suffers extreme anxiety or depression through failure to adjust the volume or witnessing an "imperfect" number (9, 16, 31).

 

 

HAHAHA its me!! but with everything that has a volume

[Hiro Protagonist]

3. Ian 455 up, 254 down

 

Scottish version of the English name John. The corruption stems from as late as 1989 from the Indiana Jones film "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade". In this film, Harrison Ford plays Indiana (Dr) Jones, who nearly plunges to his death when he steps on the letter "J" as the first letter of the word "Jehovah", when every good classical scholar knows that this word actually begines with an "I". Therefore, seeing as though I was actually born in 1979, for the first 10 years of my life I was known as "Jan", and it was only with the release of this film that my true name of "Ian" was made known to me through the self eveident truths of Holywood.

Jehovah! no sorry, I mean Iahovah! no, I mean Ian

 

Ian 154 up, 31 down

 

The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.

I wanted to get out of her house because Ian was over there.

 

5. ian 127 up, 25 down

 

a charismatic, if slightly nutty, male. has little regard for the opinions of others. can see through the walls that people build.

kirby: i'm bored stiff.

 

alex: don't worry, i'm calling an ian.

 

1. rigby 8 up, 7 down

 

The act of inserting part of your scrotum into your anus. Verb denoting said act.

Guy, the other day I was watching reruns of Married with Children and scratching my balls on the couch -- I decided to see how far my scrotum could stretch and ended up rigbying myself.

 

 

2. Rigby

 

is a game you play with a stick.

-- whats her name?

- rigby.

--- isnt that a game?

- no thats rugby.

-- oh, then whats rigby?

- a game you play with a stick.

-- awesome!

 

 

 

As is normal with Urban Dictionary, it gets a lot, lot worse......

[bmxsexmonkey]

Jason 503 up, 216 down

 

1. the act of being the sexiest person alive

He Jason'd himself all his life.

 

2. A very VERY sexy person

"Oh, that person? He's just Jason"-- "But what is that Jason's name?"

 

3. Something you would/should name your penis

I named my cock Jason, and same with my testes!

 

 

Jason 506 up, 123 down

 

the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.

J - July

A - August

S- September

O - October

N - November

 

"Jason is a very unique name"

 

jason 420 up, 205 down

 

 

what can i say :P

Jason is the most perfect guy a girl could ever want.

Cute and yummy(:

Jason: well

Jason: i want

Jason: that cock

Jason: for

Jason: lunch

Jason: and dinner

Jason: yummmmm

 

corolla 159 up, 76 down

 

The best pimpin car in any town.

Dang that is a freakin corolla bitch

[OniBerserker]

1. 404 1161 up, 80 down

Error returned when a server cannot find the requested page.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,

 

Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore',

 

While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,

 

And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.

 

"'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!"

 

Quoth the server, "404".

Edited February 5, 2009 by OniBerserker

[Tume]

HaHa! I love that last one about the 404.

[Rich_Rolla]

1. tim 733 up, 225 down

vb. to sex someone up

n. man with a massive schlong

 

vb.That whore just got timmed

n.You hear about Bob? He is tim.

 

 

5. tim 183 up, 162 down

Troubled Insecure Masterbator T.I.M

 

6. commodore

a car thats security locking system is more primitive than that of a prehistoric caveman tribe

so easy to break in to that it should be renamed the holden communist, as once one is purchased by an individual it doesnt belong to them for more than 5 minutes after leaving it in a carpark. and being stolen and returned severel times in the space of time it would take to withdraw $20 from a reliable ATM

 

7. commodore

Prerequisite for owning this car, is a loving for AC/DC, Whitesnake and Winfield Blues.

 

A bogan brigade of 17 year old males in VL 6 cylinder Commodore's can be seen, frequenting 'white trash' locations, such as Car Lovers car wash's, and large fuel stations, seen with there bonnets up checking out their 15mm race leads and admiring the motor Nisan gave them. Also seen with them is their skanky skinny, blonde, 'straight from the trailer park' girlfriend, normally bitch slapping her gf's, trying not to spill her Bundy as they arguing about who is the father of their baby.

 

Owners of the GenIII varient Commodore, when vacationing, can be seen typically every few hours pulling into a fuel station to top up their oil, oil to fuel filling ratio for a Commodore is 2:1.

Did you see the 4" exhaust on that Commodore ?

My 6 Cyl Commodore will keep up with a Ford V8 Supercar, because its a Holden !

 

 

1. r31 skyline 37 up, 11 down

Proud to hold the RB30e, the R31 skyline has been known to be one of the most well-liked skylines. Holden has taken this great car and trashed it by putting the nissan parts into the VL.

WTF is that sweet car...... ohh its the R31 skyline....niiiiice

Edited February 8, 2009 by Rich_Rolla

[78_7kRolla]

1. matthew 631 up, 211 down l

 

a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush.

i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush

 

7. matthew 117 up, 177 down

 

a male who maturbates A LOT!!

omg did you hear about that guy, he's such a matthew. he needs to get some action!

 

10. matthew 110 up, 379 down

 

A retarded person who is missing an appendage.

"he became a matthew after stepping on a landmine"

 

 

AND

 

2. turbo 136 up, 58 down

 

Turbo is the highest setting of 3 settings on my ceiling fan.

"Man its hot in here, will you cut that bitch on turbo?"

Edited February 12, 2009 by 78_7kRolla