I’m not a mother, but I’m pretty sure there are more appropriate ways to breast feed than just letting your kid swing from your tit while you push your cart up and down the aisles looking for lampshades.

Oregon

 

That is not even close to being a natural color. I’m pretty sure that it had to be invented in a lab somewhere by mixing alien saliva, Smurf blood, and ecstasy.

Florida

 

Man, when did backpacks start becoming so crazy? What’s that? Oh, it’s a f***ing iguana on his back!! That seems necessary.

New Hampshire

 

Where is Chris Hansen when you need him?

HAHAHAHAHAAA! :wink: This site is priceless!

 

There's 114 pages of shit like this! And that last one; God help me I lol'd......

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hahah.

 

Well, a few days till I'm off to daves farm. I'm going to miss this place. These guys are kinda like family haha. Ive got like an hour this arvo to myself, everyones out and about, My friend is off doing music. So, its good to give her some time to herself.. considering ive been here all week. i feel bad for that.

 

But, its been an awesome place. Seen alot, keeping a blog each day. Its turned into an emotional blab, so i might release it oneday. But we'll see.

 

I could honestly type for hours, id just rather tell you all in person when i see ya;ll next !

 

I actually think australians are fatter on average, on a weeks average comparison from San Antonio. Mmmm.

 

: )

 

Phones... Ugh. you need a social security number to do anything like that. What the heck is that?

 

Yeah. Internal US flights... mm. I do think the Mr Shades warned me of them. I wont lie, they are horrible. No organization AT all.

 

Had my first thanksgiving yesterday out on a texas ranch. It was cool. Culture ++. : )

You don't need a SSN to get a phone you goon... Grab one online from Virgin or someone, mine cost me $100 set up and ready to go, overnight delivery.

Hahahaha awesome stuff. Talked to teddy on msn late last night while he was waiting at the airport to fly to detroit. He's havin an awesome time by the sounds of it. Lots more to go though! :D

Heh... He's sent a few txts, I keep sending them back cos it costs him to receive them :D

Man down! Man down! Seems the eee-pc teddy took along, shat itself.

 

 

The redneck has a noggin!

 

Another teddy vid....Teddy goes to the beach! :D

haha he shows his XP disk and its a copy lOl

haha he shows his XP disk and its a copy lOl

As Xany said, "The Redneck has a noggin!" :D

Daves Farm is fun :P

Niagara falls at day n night :y:

 

whats been new around here folks?

Niagra looked sooooo frikkin cold man.... Bugger that! :)

 

 

 

Don't let that redneck touch you :y:

Haha, very nice.

Interesting idea of what they call a beach, that park was weird looking to.

Seems like your enjoying yourself over there, something a bit different :y:

 

Waiting for next update..

lol. Bring on the fun times.

 

www.youtube.com/theAuzzylife

 

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