demuire Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 (edited) Keeping pets makes you more sociable Boost your social life There's no worse time to realise how many of your mates are 'coupled off' than winter. They all start 'staying in' to watch videos and cook romantic meals, leaving singletons wondering where all their mates have gone. How true!!! Believe it or not, you can turn being single into a positive by incorporating dating into your social life. Get your 'smug marrieds' to set you up with all their wonderful single friends (they can cook you all a nice meal at their house to get the ball rolling), or consider a dating agency. It's big business at the moment, and as more people find their lives are too hectic to make room for romance, so the prospect of an agency playing cupid on your behalf seems much more appealing. Many agencies advertise in the classified section of the local paper, but do find out precisely what role they'll be playing before you hand over any cash. But what do you do when you've tried all those options and haven't come up with any hits (much less hits that worked out)? Hmm, keep trying I guess... Or just be like me and don't believe it. Edited July 4, 2005 by demuire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demuire Posted July 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Hmm, I want a dog :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demuire Posted July 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Hahahaha... I've met many desperate single women who are so gone that they've paid lots of money to be put out of their misery, and they'd rather be desperate and single than get to know me :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demuire Posted July 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Never know if ya never try. Have tried countless times. Meh, don't care anyway. Maybe I should get a hampster. Then I can do the hampster dance :P Or maybe a guinea pig. haha, lame-o pets :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demuire Posted July 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Haha, I need to get like a pet that chicks will go "oh my, that's so cute!!! What's his/her name? can I take him/her home?" Maybe if I got a cute pet then that'll mask off the fact that I'm about as undateable as undateable gets :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demuire Posted July 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Nah chiuhuaha have silly enough names as it is... no need to mention the dog itself :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demuire Posted July 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 No, I recon... staffy for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demuire Posted July 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Favourite website Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demuire Posted July 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 YAY, I found myself a new hobby that requires no money, PERFECT! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demuire Posted July 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 YAY, I found myself a new hobby that requires no money, PERFECT! Bugger, need to be able to commit to a shift for 6 months, can't do that at the moment... Oh well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruts Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 YAY, I found myself a new hobby that requires no money, PERFECT! :D It would seem to be a volunteer you need to have a stupid grin/smile for cameras..... Fook you are fully qualified !!! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demuire Posted July 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joch666 Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Guinea pigs are the perfect "cute" pet. Or even better are baby guinea pigs. Nothing is cuter. But if you only have one just to pick up chicks I think you'll be disappointed. You've gotta really love them to put up with the wheeking and the strutting and the horrible horrible mess they make with everything. So a cat is much better :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demuire Posted July 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Eww. Cats. Eww. Dogs. YEAH!!! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 My cat BOO BOO own3s ALL your pets !!!!! Pic 1 - Boo Boo takes over my bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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