"i drive a lancer, LOL JK. i have a penis :blinks:"

Problem lies between keyboard and chair.

 

My favorite

i hate cocaine but love the smell :blinks:

Aquaintances are temporary, good friends last a lifetime.

I thought this is a very good philosophy pinched it off a falcon forum i'm on

 

You need to learn about the chain of command my friend.

 

The chain of command is the chain you beat c*nts with until they figure out who's in command :blinks:

KE70s, 1000 kw in the wet

The street signs and the road cones came with the house officer.

it wasnt me i didnt do it i didnt no the gun was loades.

 

 

I'm not going to youre funeral cuz u wont come to mine .....heehe

"dude she is taken" I say " so soccer has a goalie and you can still score" :D