The Chase

[Bamboo]

On thursday night I pulled out of a carpark near Dandenong Road & Springvale road. Behind me comes a Kia Rio.

 

Yeah my car is nanna spec and I wasn't going fast, but my rio friend flashed the lights and abuse!

 

Naturally I reacted in the Bamboo way. I jammed on the brakes and more heat.

 

He thought he'd be tuff and chase me down.

 

I started the chase around the estate!

 

He got in front of me and tried to predict my turns. Fail.

 

He then spent 20+ minutes in pursuit around the estate!

 

He wasn't going to give up!

 

But, he couldn't drive for toffee!

 

I kept rallying around

 

I stripped my club lock ready for confrontation.

 

Not required.

 

It may not be fast,but I can still turn!!!

 

Slipped down a side street!!

 

Bamboo

[Spencer[RL]]

HAHAHAHA Epic! , A small can of mace is always a good thing to have in your car ....Tip of day #32 - if someones up your ass, get your mace and put it far out your window and give it a little spray :laff:

[Evan G]

if you want road rage head down high st! some wog flick his highbeams at me cause i didnt let him go infront of me when there was a car turning in his lane?

 

muthaf@$kers! if there was a set of lights id be exchanging some words!

[SLO-030]

I had the same thing with an R31 following me in the KE30.

 

Few keybangs later he was right on my bumper, slipped down a cul-de-sack and parked behind a van.

 

He gave up :dance:

[Evan G]

ohhh keybangers :wub:

[KEhendo]

people ride my bumper.... slow to 40. they get closer.... back into second for a huge keybanger. lots of flame at night and a big puff of black. they usually stop harassing me after that.

[7shades]

Back in the day... (I'm old, hear me out) I had a brand-spankers-new Suzuki Swift GTi.

 

Now, this was still in ye olde times when men were men, and real men drove V8's. Anything else was a 'piece of jap crap rice burner'... Even IF aforementioned riceburner was actually quite a bit quicker than their rusty dinomobile.

 

Anyway... We'd go out cruising and invariably get hassled my the mouthbreathing mulleteers in their various shitheap V8s. One night a couple of knuckledraggers in a Cortina decided to have a go from the lights, and lost. He didn't like that. Next set of lights her lost again, and REALLY didn't like that. So he decided he wanted to chase me around for a bit.

 

6 hours.

 

6 hours I spent with this guy *trying* to catch me. F*ck me it was hilarious. I'd lose him, hide, wait for him to go past, then sneak up behind at great speed with the lights off, (black car, helped for the stealths) blowing past with a little beep beep as I went. Must have done that about 10 times.

 

I love bogans. So simple, so much amusement.

Edited February 4, 2011 by 7shades

[Toy-Yoda[RL]]

^^ I've done similar, except nowhere near as funny as that, and I'm not old :P

 

Mine was Corona Vs. Jackaroo though, deck was stacked in my favour quite heavily.

[carbonboy]

I turned onto Ballarat Road (Western Highway) one night & moved into the right lane to overtake a Camry. Out of nowhere I have a white Hyundai Getz security car up my ass, yes I checked my mirrors & headchecked before changing lanes & he had been miles back! Lots of flashing headlights & a few toots of the horn from him, so I merely waved back at him & took my time overtaking & moving back into the left lane.

 

We got to a set of traffic lights where 2 lanes became 3 & since I was going left at the Ring Road on-ramp I moved over to the left lane, with him pulling up beside me to my right. I had the feeling he was going to try to cut me off so I made sure I got a good launch from the lights. Sure enough he pulls in behind me, can't match my corner speed onto the on-ramp but starts catching me rapidly (the 2AC engine is a gutless pig), one on-ramp lane was closed for road works so with some nice timing I managed to block him there & got a nice gap between cars when merging so managed to get over to the right lane.

 

Sure enough, he's still on my ass like a limpet & the headlights are going off like strobe lights at a rave. So I gave him some lights of my own....brake lights! I don't know why but the car next to me in the left lane was slowly reducing speed, so I slowed to match it & prevent Hyundai man from getting past. From Furlong Rd to the Tullamarine Freeway on the Western Ring Road we had a TOP SPEED of 45kmh! I'd gone way past my off-ramp but was having too much fun to care. Once the third lane after the Tulla came along he no-indicator double lane changed & flew off. I passed him about 1min later as I was about to use Sydney Road to do a U-turn...on the side of the road being booked by an officer in an unmarked cop car!!!

 

Moral of the story? don't sit on my arse, wait 5 seconds & I'll move back over to let you past if you're in such a hurry.

 

Also on a side note when I used to ride my pushbike to/from work I'd get dickheads who would think its funny to swerve towards a cyclist to scare them. They don't find it so amusing when the cyclist kicks the crap outta their passenger doors with steel cap boots & smashes the passenger-side rear-view mirror at the next set of traffic lights. Have also put my fist (wearing gloves thankfully) through the side window of a Holden Statesman. Didnt actualy mean to, was just banging on it to make the driver aware that he was running me off the friggin road! Did a quick turn into a side street, through an alley & onto a conveniently-about-to-leave metro train.

[philbey]

HAHAHAHA Epic! , A small can of mace is always a good thing to have in your car ....Tip of day #32 - if someones up your ass, get your mace and put it far out your window and give it a little spray :laff:

 

hahaha. good idea Lots of LOLZ!!

 

You know what is also a good thing...?

 

CALM DOWN!

 

A very good friend of mine had a pretty neat little Datsun 1000 coupe. He'd done a lot of work on it, he loved it, 'twas his pride and joy. One day he "retaliated" to a gringo that was tailgating him, with a simple "brake check". Oh yeah, we all know it, the old tap on the pedal so the lights come on and old mate shits himself and jams on the picks....

 

Lots of LOLZ!!

 

So the dude rammed him. Yep. That's right. Rammed the back end. (WTB Datto 1000 taillights). Then he rammed him again. And again. You think it's easy to get away from the guy, because you can drive like Schumacher, but when my mate went to go around a corner, this bloke would use the Datto as brakes!

 

This is the point where all the tough guy Michael schumachers step up and start boasting how they would have sorted this dude out.... Let me just say, my mate is one of the biggest dudes I know and wouldn't think twice about jumping into a blue. But his datto was a write off and the crazt ramming dude just sped off when my mate pulled over.

 

Another bloke I know once told me:

 

"it doesnt matter how crazy you think you are - there's always someone crazier"

 

and that is the moral of my story.

Edited March 24, 2011 by philbey