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7shades

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  1. I get the same shit here. Always the yanks. They get all cranky when they have to get on a boat for a WHOLE HOUR to see the barrier reef. *gasp* Most seem to think you can swandive off the hotel balcony into a Nemo-land. Oh and speaking of Nemo, they get MEGA-cranky if they're unlucky enough to not actually see a clownfish. They complain and want refunds. I'm not kidding. F*ck I hate Americans. Oh oh oh while I'm having a rant... Here's another good one. At LEAST one in five Americans will ask if they're going to get wet if they go white water rafting. Because they'd prefer not to get wet. "Is there any way we can go down the RAGING CASCADING SURGING SPLASHING FAST FLOWING TORRENT OF WHITEWATER whilst staying completely dry?" Yes, yes there is. I can vacuum seal you into a plastic bag with a couple of chunks of styrofoam, and throw you in at the top of the river somewhere. You f*cking moron.
  2. Real man's coffee is served cold, and crunchy.
  3. Not sure if they're a regional thing, but you can get chocolate coated coffee beans up here. They's gooood :)
  4. Welcome to the United States of Australia
  5. Most Americans are under the impression AU is about the size of Texas. No kidding.
  6. Right. So it's become (blindingly?) apparent you're not one of the retard kids I like to burn with spotlight-y fire. Kudos. But if you possess such boundless knowledge, why bother asking how HID's will fare in a KE housing? Answer: Exactly the same as any other standard housing. The vehicle is irrelevant. Furthermore, your topic centred around an illegal modification which 90% of people get wrong, is unsafe, and gives me the f*cking shits. My response was justified in not wanting to encourage it.
  7. It's better you started the conversation. It's conjecture. I haven't put HID's into a Corolla lamp, because its illegal, and EVERY other 5x7 conversion I have encountered, regardless of the vehicle, is blinding. The round lenses are even worse. I've had perfectly acceptable results using newer housings and decent H4 bulbs.
  8. My Chaser has factory HID, I know all about them. They're adustable... And the parabolic dish, housing and reflecting lens on the headlight are designed specifically for the light pattern a HID 'bulb' emits. An AE82, KE, or whatever, does not have these things. The resulting effect is akin to shining a spotlight into a saucepan. Fine when everything is dead level, but as soon as you go over the tiniest bump you'll start flashing people. This is why they are illegal.
  9. Valid point... Just try not to get offended when I see your HID's coming towards me and respond by firing a couple of Hella Ralleye 4000's directly into your retinas. Cos y'know being an inconsiderate c*nt is also my choice.
  10. Yup.... Illegal, for a reason, and I hope you get defected. Regards; People like me who are sick of being blinded by shitheaps with cheap chinese headlights their car wasn't designed to run.
  11. Bog dust boogers That is all
  12. Oh there's plenty of backpackers there... Mainly working on farms in the area. Other than that though its pretty much a big retirement village :P
  13. Bargara is kinda nice... There's a pretty rockin' hostel right on the beach there too... Dingoblue
  14. They don't call it FUNdaberg for nothing! Oh wait, they don't call it Fundaberg. Its a desolate craphole. I think that's why they put a distillery there... So everyone's too drunk to leave.
  15. Chaser got defected once... Apparently the hordes of women clambering all over it were causing an obstruction to vision. I carry skank repellent now (Brut 33) and haven't had a problem since.
  16. FREE NANA'S FOR EVERYONE But really, if anyone's brave enough to make the whole trip, I have plenty of space to crash. I have second home on a property up in the hills, next to a lake. Plenty of room there (and a ski boat :P ) I'll set up a Thunderdome for Evan and Trev. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmRAiUPdRjk
  17. Holy crap... That was 4 years, two girlfriends and 8 Corollas ago.
  18. If any of you crackers actually make it THIS far north without dying or (further) destroying your cars, I'll give you a coconut. Especially going the inland route from Roma. There is.... NOTHING... Out there.
  19. Definitely confused. The JZX100 is the same size as an SV21 Camry... And would you believe, slightly smaller than a Mazda 3. (but a tad longer on account of dat ass)
  20. He's one of my minions. Here he is pictured, training a cat to shit on command. On grumpy old bugger's lawns
  21. Its an awesome toilet. It gleefully accepted my waste with no complaints, which is all a man asks of a toilet really. Also I wasn't killed by a rogue arse-spider, so all in all, BEST DAY EVER PS. Fogs are awesomepants
  22. I can see your toilet :)
  23. Nope :) Luckily, 4AFE's aren't exactly rare. Only thing you need to confirm is whether its carby or EFI. I think '91 was the changeover year.
  24. Go tell some kids to get off your lawn, old man :P
  25. Shag a Japanese girl once = She's yours for life. Well ok maybe not... But she'll keep sending you presents :)
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