7shades

In a fwd, you just oppy lock and floor the bastard

Heh... yup In a few of the (many) other Arab drift vids floating around, when the cops show up, they're in a Chevy Caprice/Commodore :P

Belgium eh.... Swap you a door mirror for some of that tasty tasty chocolate :P

Shit tyres, lots of weight, handbrake :P 2nd video: The Black one is an E60 M5... Oh and for added trivia, the cameraman is riding in a Range Rover HSE ;)

Because they make us lazy arse whiteys look bad by working harder, not taking anything for granted, being respectful and generally appreciating the chance they've been given by immigrating here. I've been to a lot of the African countries these people come from, and believe me, we have it bloody good here. The best thing you can do with these xenophobes is educate them... its only ignorance through lack of knowledge and understanding. Oh and I'll tell you (well, Australia) something else too... as an employer, and a pasty white 4th generation Australian. If I have 2 candidates applying for an unskilled position I am offering, one Aussie, one African, I know straight up who's getting the job... and its not good old beer drinkin bbq lightin fishin on sundies Bruce from Northgate. I guess that makes me racist.

Only when we are close to death do we feel most alive...

Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich

Dude Wrinkly old dudes in speedos, blue rinsed nannas in a permanent state of mild intoxication, and families with kids. Thats all I'm sayin' :yes:

Thats quite common.

Shopping trolleys too? :)

Starion (and Scorpion, for the record) alloys are 14x5.5... 30-something offset.

I made a Hydrogen generator which will run a 50cc motor, and a wind turbine out of old pvc pipe which is connected to an alternator. Neither actually generate enough power to do anything useful, but I just wanted to see if I could make them at least work... so mission accomplished I guess.

Pfft.... noobs... Its only illegal if you're stupid enough to do it somewhere you'll get caught. ;)

Or alternatively, the planet's longest running and most successful viral marketing campaign... And what's worse, they stole the idea from the Egyptians and aren't even paying royalties!

Bah Nothing perky about DD's... Voluminous, yes... but perky? No. I prefer quality over quantity ;)

Taking one for the team... what a champ :D

I try to get out every second weekend at least.... no shortage of tracks up here :D

I sold a friend's car for him today while he was on holiday. I now have 6 g's in cash, in my left hand, right now. I am very, VERY tempted to go and drop it all on one hand at the Casino, which is just minutes away... Last time I did something like that, I won... and walked out with enough cash to start my own business. Red, Black. 50/50 odds. The temptation is.... overwhelming. I wonder what Jesus would do...

Black people in the USA have trouble with the English language, and as such the word "Ho" became the default contraction of the word "Whore". And because everyone else in that godforsaken cultural cesspit of a country are want to very easily adopt anything they are fed through the media, "Ho" entered the common vernacular as an acceptable, G rated, publicly broadcastable term to describe any female of promiscuous nature. Now, some bored, fat, and unremarkable lobby group of intolerably ignorant rightwing housewives have decided that they have every right to amend a centuries old, globally recognised tradition, brought into practice by another fat bastard considerably more popular than they are... Even if that tradition is just an appropriated pagan ritual based around a Greek guy in Turkey named Nick, who had a penchant for putting worthless coins in peoples shoes. Ho Ho F*cking Ho.

Brownie points be damned... I'd be wanting some serious knob-touching-tonsils action for that kinda investment :P

Yeah.... why can't Australia have countless abandoned cold war era military bases to play with... poo.

Not that Cairns is much better... For instance last night I was driving home from having dinner in town and whilst waiting at the lights there were a group of about 8 or 9 'dudes' crossing the road... and I shit you not at least 5 of them had 'the hair', the pastel coloured slim fit t-shirts with 'aged look' sports numbers and lettering on the back, jeans with specifically tailored rips and worn patches, and white/beige adidas/puma 'sprinting style' shoes. I mean come the f*ck on... do these soulless automatons just walk into clothes shops and say "I'll have what the mannequin in the window is wearing" or what? Jesus... grow a f*cking personality already. And they all wonder why they never get laid... helloooooo.... what girl is going to find you interesting when you look exactly the same as every other knob in the nightclub?

F*ck the Valley... that place drives me to homicide. I was dragged kicking and screaming to The Family one time I was down there... I wasn't allowed in because I was "Too smartly dressed" Wtf? Since when is a suit jacket and designer jeans too "smart" for a *** shitty nightclub... "Not the style we're looking for" Apparently. How about "Go darn yourself, I'll take my money and 7 other peoples money, and go somewhere else." They should clarify things a little by displaying a small sign:- 'Dress code: Douchebag' On the subject of Douchebags... Gold Coast: goddamn Douchebag MECCA.... I swear if I ever make the horrendous mistake of going back there I'm going to hand out free samples of fulleh hektic hair product laced with the aidz. That'll thin the douche population a bit and make life more bearable for the rest of us. /rant PS: reference material below

*sniff sniff* Smells something rather fishy.

Welcome aboard the hipocracy train Jon... :'( Me and most of the other lads hang out down the back here, in the bar carriage.