7shades

Cairns weather. I destroyed two aircon compressors today... one in a Ford Courier TD and the one in my Surf. My own silly fault though... I was towing over 2 tonnes in 35 deg weather, city traffic. Heat soak causes the superheat switch in the compressor to shut it off intermittently... so what did I do? I bypassed the superheat switch. Duh. Two cooked compressors later...

Jip: Pics or it didn't happen :yes:

She knows me well... :yes:

Rock up on her doorstep nekkid, with a ribbon tied around your schlong. "Merry Christmas... would you like to wrap my package?"

I remember that one... Geez that was a long time ago... must have been mid to late 90's...

Ronin.

I thought they just let a BA melt for a bit and took a mould...

˙˙˙uoouɹǝʇɟɐ ʇoɥ ɐ uo sǝɥɔʇoɔs ʎyouɐɯ ooʇ ʍǝɟ

˙˙˙pǝʇɐɔıɹqnן ʎןʇɥƃıןs ʎpɐǝɹןɐ sı oɥʍ ǝuoʎyouɐ ɹoɟ ƃyouıʇsǝɹǝʇyouı sƃyouıɥʇ ǝʞɐɯ pןnoɥs sıɥʇ

Don't get me started...

I don't think anyone else got it man... :P

Works in Derrrmerica, where the freeways are long and sweeping, and you never have to reverse because everything is drive through.

What a crock I use my mirrors to reverse and park... I need the car itself to be in frame. Silly fat prick is too lazy to actually move his head to check the blind spots.

Spiders. F*ck me I hate spiders. I'm up at my little lakeside retreat, and since I don't get up here as often as I'd like to, the creepy crawlies have a field day when there aren't any humans around and I always spend the first hour after getting here shooing them back outside... This particular unwanted arachnid was in the toilet room, and I jest thee not was bigger than my hand. Luckily, I was already seated upon the throne before I spotted him, so when I shat myself it wasn't such a big deal.

Random....

Why do people put gigantic stickers like that on the windscreen? HEY EVERYONE!!!!!! LOOK WHAT BRAND MY CAR IS!!!!!! DID YOU SEE IT? ITS A F*CKING TOYOTA!!!!!

I can summarise the answer to this whooooole zombie problem in one word. Ninjas.

Well, an armoury of some sort would be my first port of call, followed by a mission to secure a truck, obtain supplies, and then establish a fortified position. A war is a war, be it zombies or regular enemy combatants. The same rules apply :P

Bah... zombies aren't so scary. You just gotta be handy with the ol' shotgun...

I do believe I just wet myself laughing. http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=3l94S1yDJEE

They ate them all

BAAAA means NOOOO

Usually only a mild detergent or sugar soap... Did you have old tint that needed to be removed? Some places use ammonia to break down the old adhesive...

And this is why it amazed me so much... I'm fine this morning though, and I didn't end up calling for a huey last night either :)