Who wants to know what grinds my f@$king gears? no one probably but I'm gonna tell you anyway
OK
So I went to Fiji the other day, shitty trip down me driving 4.5 hours down to Sydney no stops.
That was OK though.
Got to airport, everyone's whinging about everything ( I was stuck with my mum my sis my nan and my mums friend)
So I am in Sydney international airport and everyone around me is sick YAY
Anyway I expected that, i get on the plane, the steward is sick as a dog, her eyes are watering shes that sick, she hands me my food....
Got to Fiji airport, no one to pick us up like they were supposed to, turns out we don't have accommodation.
Wait around airport whilst aus travel agent fights over who to blame with resort in Fiji while were stuck at airport, resort gives in takes us to a place 3 hours away by taxi to a resort
Resort is posh, and EXPENSIVE
Anyway 2 hours after arriving at the resort my nan decides to walk out on the veranda of our room, tiles are wet she slips over on them and bashes her shoulder on the wooden handrail, has concussion symptoms can't speak properly or walk or anything.
Resort takes her and my mum to local doctor even though we asked to go to the hospital,,, local doctor is disgusting, cockroaches and ants everywhere they tell us it isn't broken give us some medication in a plastic bag and send us on our way...
My mum is freaking out so calls Aussie 24 hour holiday medical emergency hot line thing, they get an ambulance sent to us and take them to the hospital, there there over night, they didn't have a good time they get back same results my mum Is still freaking out, we get next flight home,
I end up going to the resort and the airport and that's it in Fiji
Kids screaming the entire 4 hour trip home on the plane, not to mention the shitty drive in the taxi on the way to the airport
Get to aus my mum is still freaking, get home have to listen to all there whinny bullshit
Have to drive home again which i did today.
Same 4.5 hours no stop
With my mum on PMS and my sister too
Now I'm home
And heaps of my friends are fighting and I'm right in the middle
All i have to say is
FUN FUN FUN ALL I HAVE IS FUN
And the worst thing is i predicted it all to happen and it all came true
O and I'm now sick.... Big f@$king surprise
End of story
Travis