Bring a bigger knive. Problem solvered.

Better still - do an Indiana Jones. Just make sure its loaded

WGMG: The above post. Not containing the word "lesbian" enough times :glare:

 

:lolcry: literally LOL'd at that.

Funny that, I have a couple good friends who's boyfriends get jealous of me. Deep down it comes to how much they trust each other. Tho understand if they have been burnt in the past but still.

Funny that, I have a couple good friends who's boyfriends get jealous of me.

As amber put it to her girlfriend ages ago "He's just so frigging hot, i'd jump him if i could." >|

 

 

:lolcry:

 

 

WGMG - I look out into the backyard and i swear i can see the grass growing and giving me the finger cause i can't mow it cause of the rain.

 

Oh and the bloody mouse is starting to piss me, i push a button and it does what it feels like doing at the time - no click, one click, double click, etc ,etc.

Wgmg.

The Australian cricket team, need I say anymore????

I just have a simple request... Will the rain PLEASE f@$k off? You are making my job of working on my trailer that much harder on my only days off.

 

 

Thank you.

J.I.P.

I am not a plant. I do not require watering.

Hi guys, today at church I prayed for more rain, I hope this doesn't come between us.

 

Trev.

Hi guys, today at church I prayed for more rain, I hope this doesn't come between us.

 

Noah.

 

Fixed.

Ha :lolcry:

Dear Noah,

Writing to you in the request for booking a berth on your ark for 4 persons (2 adults, 2 children), 2 cats and unfiltered internet connection.

 

Down payment will be in the form of an olive branch a white dove and i'm sure we can come an arrangement whilst on the cruise :wink:

Dear Noah,

Writing to you in the request for booking a berth on your ark for 4 persons (2 adults, 2 children), 2 cats and unfiltered internet connection.

 

Down payment will be in the form of an olive branch a white dove and i'm sure we can come an arrangement whilst on the cruise :wink:

 

Done.

 

Ground is so wet here (doesn't help with a creek in the back yard) that the neighbours clothes line fell over.

Sweet, cause the sewers here have already blocked up :lolcry:

Sweet, cause the sewers here have already blocked up :lolcry:

 

SHIT! literally :lol: