Swinger parties ?

I'm starting to think its not the type where you jump on a swing and see if you can swing higher then the other guy at the local play ground

:hmm:

Nah it exactly that, but you are 50 and wrinkly and naked.

Swinger parties ?

I'm starting to think its not the type where you jump on a swing and see if you can swing higher then the other guy at the local play ground

:hmm:

 

If you do that naked, its called the Italian Chandelier

If you do that naked, its called the Italian Chandelier

ewww.

Nah it exactly that, but you are 50 and wrinkly and naked.

 

Haha, Who's your Daddy! No, really...?

Master chief top tip number one - find a movie to watch.

Top tip number two - don't even bother flipping channels, there is nothing else on.

Master chief top tip number one - find a movie to watch.

Top tip number two - don't even bother flipping channels, there is nothing else on.

 

Sit on RC and Failblog instead.

Doing that, kind of. Green Zone on the tv, RC on the laptop but thats about to be killed so that i can play Civilization IV and searching the android market on the phone (but when i get bored with that i'll be swinging my checks back on RC)

I had Arj Barker on the 50", cruising Imgur, RC and FB at the same time and listening to Beastie Boys new album. And they say guys can't multitask.

 

Mind you I wasnt paying attention to any of them

yeh I was going to watch some television last night but i had a rocking swingers party to attend.

 

 

 

 

 

 

still chafin'. :lolcry:

Edited May 20, 201115 yr by philbey

okkkkkkkk thennnnnnnnn

 

 

 

Strip clubs there bad and evil places bad bad bad exspensive places

i find the trick is to empty your bank account into a safe place before going to such establishments, like a bank account you can't access from your phone or have a keycard to, or can't get instant transfers therefore, you can't spend a couple of grand in a night and wake up in the morning wondering why you bothered when you could have bought an average girl drinks all night, saved 1500 and got yourself some pantie time. evil places indeed

i find the trick is to empty your bank account into a safe place before going to such establishments, like a bank account you can't access from your phone or have a keycard to, or can't get instant transfers therefore, you can't spend a couple of grand in a night and wake up in the morning wondering why you bothered when you could have bought an average girl drinks all night, saved 1500 and got yourself some pantie time. evil places indeed

 

They are honest places in a way...at least you know for certain that they are only interested in you for your money :D

mmm, honest is a strange way of putting it.

theres one place i know, who has selected very meticulously a type of lighting that makes your yellow 50 dollar note, look the exact colour of a 20. like, not a oh, thats a bit like a 20, about 5 of us pulled our wallets out and were all handing over 50s to the dude collecting, before he went, guys i need 20s not 50s, and we were all like wtffff, you have to look at the number, there was deadset no difference in colour

That a cops life is more valuable than everyone elses,

 

If you murder someone, you should get life... not just if you murder a cop

Edited May 22, 201115 yr by Mason.