May 2, 201214 yr comment_601164 Oh and to kick you when you're down, Subaru want $470 for a new key/remote/transponder Insurance wont cover you? My insurer will cover up to $1000 to have keys replaced/recoded. Report
May 2, 201214 yr comment_601168 Wgmg: my job. A shiny penny to whoever burns my work to the ground so I can piss on the smouldering ashes. Report
May 3, 201214 yr comment_601565 WGMFG: Been waiting for a week to hit Archy in the rain, come today and it didn't rain. Not a single drop. Deadset fuming. Can't wait til I finish this conversion and I can spin tyres in the dry. Report
May 3, 201214 yr comment_601585 It rained down here too. Just not up there. While I was there anyway... :sigh: Report
May 3, 201214 yr comment_601598 ....when you spend a few hard earned bucks on a bought coffee from a coffee shop, you decide to treat yourself, as you know its way over priced for what it is, you either get money out of the ATM, or scavange around in your wallet for loose change (i never have any real cash.....) you order, you wait your 5mins while others are served, and then they call your name out, you walk over in front of those waiting still, as if you are better than them as you have a coffee and those others are still waiting, you thank the young guy or girl behind the counter... your lack of sleep the night before is somehow catching up to you at an alarming rate as you just about to take your fist sip....you feel like this is the first coffee you have had in months, and are really looking forward. you take a sip, and realise THEY HAVE BURNT THE SH*T OUT OF IT. Report
May 3, 201214 yr comment_601600 you take a sip, and realise THEY HAVE BURNT THE SH*T OUT OF IT. Unforgivable! What kind of muppets pass for a "barista" these days? Report
May 3, 201214 yr comment_601605 employer: Hi, so you would like a job at a coffee shop, do you know how to make coffee? potential employee: yeah sort of, i can create a beverage in a coffee cup, that smells like coffee, and looks like coffee. and is just good enough for people to drink it, even though it doesnt taste good. employer: You will fit in well here. Report
May 4, 201214 yr comment_601611 I always used a thermometer when I worked for maccas. But then again I was no trained barista, I was just a manager filling in when needed. Report
May 4, 201214 yr comment_601623 employer: Hi, so you would like a job at a coffee shop, do you know how to make coffee? potential employee: yeah sort of, i can create a beverage in a coffee cup, that smells like coffee, and looks like coffee. and is just good enough for people to drink it, even though it doesnt taste good. employer: You will fit in well here. More like: Manager: Can you press a button? Employee: Yes Manager: Can you tell the difference between skim and full-cream milk? Employee: One has a pink lid? Manager: You're hired Report
May 4, 201214 yr comment_601626 ah don't get me started on skim milk. or skim things in general, lite this, low fat that, Reduced fat cruskets...which surpisingly has a very simliar amount of fat as normal cruskets BECAUSE CRUSKETS don't HAVE ANY FAT! if you want to loose weight EATING REDUCED FAT FETTA CHEESE WONT HELP... Report
May 4, 201214 yr comment_601628 More like: Manager: Can you press a button? Employee: Yes Manager: Can you tell the difference between skim and full-cream milk? Employee: One has a pink lid? Manager: You're hired More like: Manager: Will you work for minimum wage? Employee: Grunt Manager: Youre hired. Edited May 4, 201214 yr by B.L.Z.BUB Report
May 4, 201214 yr comment_601630 customer: Could I order a large double quarter pounder meal with extra meat and cheese on the burger. Employee: Sure Customer: Oh make that with a diet coke :S Like adding a diet coke really changes much... Report
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