What Grinds My Gears.

[It's_AUDM_Yo]

Just open your car with a hammer and a screw driver ;)

[irokin]

Oh and to kick you when you're down, Subaru want $470 for a new key/remote/transponder

 

Insurance wont cover you? My insurer will cover up to $1000 to have keys replaced/recoded.

[B.L.Z.BUB]

Wgmg: my job.

 

A shiny penny to whoever burns my work to the ground so I can piss on the smouldering ashes.

[JiP]

Whats the address Dougie!!

[Willis]

WGMFG: Been waiting for a week to hit Archy in the rain, come today and it didn't rain. Not a single drop. Deadset fuming. Can't wait til I finish this conversion and I can spin tyres in the dry.

[JiP]

It rained tonight out Underwood way

[Willis]

It rained down here too. Just not up there.

While I was there anyway...

:sigh:

[ke70dave]

....when you spend a few hard earned bucks on a bought coffee from a coffee shop, you decide to treat yourself, as you know its way over priced for what it is, you either get money out of the ATM, or scavange around in your wallet for loose change (i never have any real cash.....)

 

you order, you wait your 5mins while others are served, and then they call your name out, you walk over in front of those waiting still, as if you are better than them as you have a coffee and those others are still waiting, you thank the young guy or girl behind the counter...

 

your lack of sleep the night before is somehow catching up to you at an alarming rate as you just about to take your fist sip....you feel like this is the first coffee you have had in months, and are really looking forward.

 

you take a sip, and realise THEY HAVE BURNT THE SH*T OUT OF IT.

[irokin]

you take a sip, and realise THEY HAVE BURNT THE SH*T OUT OF IT.

 

Unforgivable! What kind of muppets pass for a "barista" these days?

[ke70dave]

employer: Hi, so you would like a job at a coffee shop, do you know how to make coffee?

potential employee: yeah sort of, i can create a beverage in a coffee cup, that smells like coffee, and looks like coffee. and is just good enough for people to drink it, even though it doesnt taste good.

employer: You will fit in well here.

[JiP]

I always used a thermometer when I worked for maccas. But then again I was no trained barista, I was just a manager filling in when needed.

[Hiro Protagonist]

employer: Hi, so you would like a job at a coffee shop, do you know how to make coffee?

potential employee: yeah sort of, i can create a beverage in a coffee cup, that smells like coffee, and looks like coffee. and is just good enough for people to drink it, even though it doesnt taste good.

employer: You will fit in well here.

 

More like:

Manager: Can you press a button?

Employee: Yes

Manager: Can you tell the difference between skim and full-cream milk?

Employee: One has a pink lid?

Manager: You're hired

[ke70dave]

ah don't get me started on skim milk.

 

or skim things in general, lite this, low fat that,

 

Reduced fat cruskets...which surpisingly has a very simliar amount of fat as normal cruskets BECAUSE CRUSKETS don't HAVE ANY FAT!

 

if you want to loose weight EATING REDUCED FAT FETTA CHEESE WONT HELP...

[B.L.Z.BUB]

More like:

Manager: Can you press a button?

Employee: Yes

Manager: Can you tell the difference between skim and full-cream milk?

Employee: One has a pink lid?

Manager: You're hired

 

More like:

 

Manager: Will you work for minimum wage?

Employee: Grunt

Manager: Youre hired.

Edited May 4, 2012 by B.L.Z.BUB

[JiP]

customer: Could I order a large double quarter pounder meal with extra meat and cheese on the burger.

Employee: Sure

Customer: Oh make that with a diet coke

:S

Like adding a diet coke really changes much...