Super Jamie Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 what's the difference between Michael Jackson and pimples? pimples wait until you're 15 before they come on your face how do you know it's bedtime at neverland ranch? the big hand touches the little hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medicine_Man Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Little Boy Blew. Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? A: Both get turned on by kids!!! Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks. Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? A: They both have small boys pants at half off! Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Get out of my sun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruts Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 (edited) Q: Why did Michael Jackson spend $1,000,000 on the band Boyz-2-Men? A: He thought it was a delivery service. BTW Michael Jackson didn't molest those children .... he made love to them. ( See Here ) Edited March 23, 2005 by Ruts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Jamie Posted March 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 what does michael jackson like about twenty-four year-olds? there's twenty of them!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nismo_gc Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 whats the difference between micheal jackson and greyhound racing? micheal jackson doesnt wait for the hare to come out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Jamie Posted March 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 HAHAHAHA that's awesome!!! all these are f@$king golden, i'm going to put them on my phone and tell them to everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irokin Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 LOL the big boss at work came over to the lunch room a few days ago and cracked this one Whats brown and often found in kids panths.... Michael Jacksons hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kangaroosa Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 I got this in my weekly FHM email. I got a good laugh out of it. http://www.fhm.com/site/bigeye/linkframe.a...coppedafeel.swf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeys toy[RL] Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 wait a minit......michael jackson is not brown!!!!!!.......he's white!!!!!!! :P :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 My ribs are sore! hahahahahaha :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjenman Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 pmsl classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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