what's the difference between Michael Jackson and pimples?

pimples wait until you're 15 before they come on your face

 

how do you know it's bedtime at neverland ranch?

the big hand touches the little hand

Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?

A: Little Boy Blew.

 

Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

A: Both get turned on by kids!!!

 

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

 

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

A: They both have small boys pants at half off!

 

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

A: Get out of my sun!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson spend $1,000,000 on the band Boyz-2-Men?

 

A: He thought it was a delivery service.

 

 

 

BTW Michael Jackson didn't molest those children .... he made love to them. ( See Here )

Edited March 23, 200521 yr by Ruts

what does michael jackson like about twenty-four year-olds?

there's twenty of them!!! :D

whats the difference between micheal jackson and greyhound racing?

micheal jackson doesnt wait for the hare to come out...

HAHAHAHA that's awesome!!! all these are f@$king golden, i'm going to put them on my phone and tell them to everyone

LOL the big boss at work came over to the lunch room a few days ago and cracked this one

 

Whats brown and often found in kids panths....

 

Michael Jacksons hand

I got this in my weekly FHM email. I got a good laugh out of it.

 

http://www.fhm.com/site/bigeye/linkframe.a...coppedafeel.swf

wait a minit......michael jackson is not brown!!!!!!.......he's white!!!!!!! :P :)

My ribs are sore! hahahahahaha

:)

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