May 30, 200521 yr comment_46709 gday fellas....just thought i'd post a few of these bumper stickers i found on the net tonight.....post your favorite as well. Bumper Stickers If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. (nick....i want one of these :thumbsup:) Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes. My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that. Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian! I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you. I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop! If you can read this, your to close. (Written in brail) Too Close for Missiles, Switching to Guns Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading. This car protected by a pissed off mother with a .45 auto. I have PMS and a gun.....excuse me, did you have something to say? Happiness is an automatic weapon with a belt feed Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition I still miss my ex...but my aim is getting better! Gun control means using both hands! Report
May 30, 200521 yr comment_46711 Don't laugh... it could be your daughter inside! Gas, Grass or Arse... Nobody rides for free! Save a Whale... Harpoon a fat chick I may be fat but you're ugly... I can diet!!! I'm a bomb technician, if you see me speeding, try and keep up!!! Mother In Law rescrambled spells Woman Hitler! Report
May 30, 200521 yr comment_46724 One thats suitable for all corollas "Drive it like you stole it!" Also another one I saw once read, "What do women and spaghetti have in common? - They both wriggle when you eat them.." Report
May 31, 200521 yr comment_46752 BLAT Racing: Brake Late And Turn If it's rocking... don't bother knocking! Report
May 31, 200521 yr comment_46753 don't like my driving then get off the footpath If you can read this I have lost my caravan Report
May 31, 200521 yr comment_46756 On a bike - If you can read this the bitch fell off A.F.R.I.C.A (another f@$king rally I can't afford) Growing old in inevidable, growing up is optional Report
May 31, 200521 yr comment_46809 On the back a GXL landcruiser, "f@$k OFF... end of story" On the back of a semi "IF YOU CAN SEE MY MIRRORS, SHOW ME YOUR TITS" Report
May 31, 200521 yr comment_46826 don't like my driving then get off the footpath Thats what i was going to say - hehe Report
May 31, 200521 yr comment_46828 Bumper sticker on the back of a jumbo jet.... my other car is a k series corolla.... btw i saw that caravan sticker on the back of a mini last week, i did not even have a tow bar LOL... You think this car is dirty, you should spend a night with the driver... don't like my driving stay off the foot path... Report
May 31, 200521 yr comment_46829 sorry did not finish my last post.. the was a picture in the sydney papers two years ago of a fake GTHO parked half way up a tree with the stay off the foot path sticker on its bumper Report
May 31, 200521 yr comment_46831 Squirrles, Natures Little Speed Humps Never do anything you wouldnt want to explain to a Paramedic Report
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