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It is a shit beer, we just export it

i think you'll find this is the general rule all around the world

for example, if you order a "mexican export" corona in mexico, they're about 50 cents and they're the shittest beer you can get

 

not that i know anything about beer. aussies drunk fosters in the early 80s, about the time crocodile dundee was out, and we won the america's cup. america's perception of australia hasn't really changed much since then, though we have

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hey, i LIKE shit beers; gimme a lucky lager any old day of the week!!

too bad i can't find it anymore.

where i live, you cannot buy alcohol. you have to drive across the state line to get beer and it's only 3.2 percent.

i was making a play from Monty Python

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On the topic of drinking and Ron Jeremy, did you know that Ron Jeremy has now been hired as a spokesman for Coca-Cola? I would have thought VB would have been better: A hard day's "work" deserves a good cold beer. And there's no beer like Vic...

 

Or should that be 'A hard day's f**king..."?

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