June 9, 200521 yr comment_48912 HOW TO SPIK NEW ZEALANDER FOR BIST EFFICT, RID THESE OUT LOUD Milburn- Capital of Victoria Pissed aside- Chemical to kill insects Pug- What bacon comes from Miss Kara- Eye make up Mere- Mayor Lift- Departed Ken's- Cairns Jumbo- Pet name for Jim Inner me- Enemy Fush- Marine creature from the ocean Ever Cardeau- Avacado Ear- Mix of Nitrogen and oxygen Amejen- Visualise Day old chuck- Very young poultry Bun Button- Been bitten by insect Chully bin- An esky Ear Noo Zulland- An extinct airline Veerjun-Mythical New Zealand virgin Brudge- Structure spanning a river Tin- One more than nine Earplane- A large flying machine Sivven Sucks Sivven- A Boeing Aircraft Pits- Domestic animals Munce- Usually served on toast Peck- To put clothes in a suitcase Pigs- For hanging out the washing Nin tin dough- A computer game Min- Male of the species McKennonk- Person who repairs cars Leather- Foam produced from soap Kiri Pecker- Well known businessman Kittle Crusps- Potato chips. Jungle Bills- A Christmas carol Guess- A vapour Fitter Cheney- Type of pasta Fear Hear- Blonde Duffy Cult- Not easy Ear Roebucks- Exercise at the gym Bug Hut- Very popular recording Beard- A thing you sleep in Sucks Peck- Half a dozen beers Beers- A large animal in US forests One doze- Common computed programme Sex- One less than seven Leggs Ecktly- Precisely Cuds- Children Sivven For Sevven- Larger Boeing Cuttin- Small cat Beggage Chucken- A place to leave your luggage at the airport. Report
June 9, 200521 yr comment_48944 actually, if you say it how its spelt... you sound like an aussie! :angrybird: :thumbsup: Report
June 9, 200521 yr comment_49003 ITS POOL NOT PEWL YOU AUSSIE FREAKS :angrybird: theres one thing that i feel determines the winner here.... you guys have dame edna. thats enough to disqualify you from civilisation :thumbsup: Report
June 9, 200521 yr comment_49022 well you guys invented holdens! that should get you nuked! :angrybird: Report
June 9, 200521 yr comment_49046 Holden was always Australian. They made bodies to put on cars if memory serves correct. Sorry to disappoint. :angrybird: I believe the best part of NZ is the departure lounge. What's the capital of NZ? $2.50! Edited June 9, 200521 yr by Redwarf Report
June 9, 200521 yr comment_49096 i was just thinking that, nick yes you ALL talk funny, drive on the wrong side of the road, invent wierd words for normal things, have AWESOME cars, and drink wayyyyy too much "fosters" (austrailian for beah) absinthe is highly illegal in california in any form, it is perfectly legal in oklahoma, but without the wormwood.......you guys are skaerf! Report
June 9, 200521 yr comment_49098 Mikeys Toy, you have just insulted ALL Australians. WE DO NOT DRINKING f@$kING FOSTERS!!! It is a shit beer, we just export it :angrybird:. If you ever come to Australia, drink something like a Crown Lager. That's if you can handle it after your bloody American beers. What does American beer have in common with making love in a canoe? They're both f@$king close to water. :thumbsup: And to retaliate to the Kiwis: An Eskimo goes to NZ on holiday and decides to rent a car, even though he's never driven before. He starts off a little rough, but eventually gets the hang of it and cruises around happily. That is until the car splutters to a halt. The Eskimo pulls over without a clue what to do. Then a Kiwi pulls over and offers his assistance. The Eskimo allows him, and the Kiwi sticks his head under the bonnet and pulls it out again soon after. The Kiwi turns to the Eskimo and says: You've blown a seal. The Eskimo replys: So what, you f@$k sheep! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :danger: |blink| :laff: Report
June 10, 200521 yr comment_49324 yep......fosters is shit.....drink carlton cold.....mmmmm....beer.. i sound like homer. Report
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