December 24, 201114 yr comment_573319 :lolcry: :lolcry: :lolcry: Merry Christmas All! Have a smashing day and an awesome holiday, And i'll see you on the other side Merry Christmas! :cool: Report
December 24, 201114 yr comment_573325 Yeah, & I hope you get a fish tank for Xmas Jono! Have a good one! Report
December 25, 201114 yr Author comment_573352 He came roaring down the milky way cutting crazy skids Twas time to get the pressies out to all those eager kids this year the reindeer stayed at home with the chickens there to roost For santa modified the sled with an RB on full boost with a 6 speed box and 2 way diff and a roll cage welded in and a four inch straight through zorst with a canon from the bin there was a bucket seat a momo wheel and a raucious screamer pipe Santa dropped it back a cog and roared on through the night twas lightning quick in no time flat old santa's round were done so with time to spare he headed down the goldy for some fun He chopped a bogan at the lights then mashed an RX7 no doubt across the 1/4 mile this thing could run elevens He was cruising slowly round the spit and ran in to the law with no mod plates and a screamer pipe he was in deep shit for sure Name address and license please came the rude request from plod Well up yours copper my name's my own and my license comes from god At that old santa dropped the clutch and drifted round the rails In the blink of an eye he was m1 bound heading straight for new south wales 2 motor bikes and an umarked car were hotly in pursuit Santa turned the e boost up and gave the beast full boost With the tweed in sight it looked as if he'd got away from plod But a woosh and a bang and a cloud of smoke the RB dropped a rod The law caught up and with pistols drawn they threw him to the ground The sled was loaded on a flat bed truck and was headed for impound A sorry sight did santa make as he sat there in the cell oh why oh why did he ever try this christmas sleigh from hell They crushed the sleigh and locked him away there'll be no christmas soon there'll be no pressies for the kids cos santa is hoon. Merry Christmas! :D Report
December 25, 201114 yr comment_573364 Hi there Jono well done i hope you all have had a great day and a fantastic NEW YEAR from the MITCHELLS :dance: :dance: :dance: Cheers:- Stuart. Report
December 25, 201114 yr comment_573368 It needed more J power!! Would have smoked the cops dozens of times.lol Merry Xmas guys and gals!!! Stu. Report
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