7shades

Don't you just love that 'shock media' has rendered you a paedophile first and a father second? Same story for anyone who doesn't drive a boring econobox... Hoon first, enthusiast second.

I run a 185/60/14 on that exact specification wheel, but I have previously run 195/55/14 with no problems. Even a 205 would fit... Plenty of room in there.

Woooooo go old fella :(

Need some more plutonium?

Some of you young-uns may not get the joke :)

The irony is, if that were actually a Tarago, they'd be more comfortable. That's an Estima (import) which are in fact thinner than the locally delivered Tarago by about 20cm :)

Celica also does not have a badge consisting of 3 diamonds, thus is less likely to be a stupendously unreliable bucket of shit.

Having driven in Paris (a lot) I can only dream of the time when it wasn't so congested... *wistful sigh* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOngL0mEhgI

You see that a lot on commercial utes and trucks with the little swivelling triangle window at the front. Deerrrrrrrrrrrr

This one (and about 6 others) is for sale in Japan right now. Not much change out of 10k landed and complied...

If its a bit smokey, buy it anyway. Flog the pisser out of it, and if it comes good, bonus. If it doesn't, nip down to the wreckers and grab another engine. The last 4 out of the 7 AE9* I've bought recently I purchased (very cheaply) specifically because they were smokey... 3 of those 4 just needed a damn good flogging and a big gulp of denatured alcohol down the intake, the other one needed valve stem seals. The AE93 RV's seem to do it more often.... Must be a 7AFE thing.

Swap the buffalo for an erotically dexterous 'adult dancer' and you've got yourself a night out in Pattaya Thailand :dance: Just don't let her put the ice cubes in your drink. And if she does, get another drink.

Turtle - RAAAABBBBIIIIITTTTTTTT

Shhhhh quiet you... Everyone's allowed to have ONE sick twisted habit :dance:

^^^^ What he said... Don't like it? Move out. See how much junk you can afford to accumulate when you have to pay your own bills :dance:

I think I just arrived.

I agree with you completely, but completely lack your determination :dance:

Lies. You just like all the attention from the virile young shop assistants

I knew it wasn't Teddy... The spamvirus can spell :dance:

There is only ONE car in the world that doesn't need better brakes, and that is my Volvo. All others require upgrading.

Merry Horus/Osiris/Attis/Krishna/Zarathustra/Mithra/Buddha/Heracles/Dionysus/Tammuz/Adonis/Hermes/Bacchus/Prometheus/Baal-mas!

Well, he's been ripped off from day one with that car, why stop now?

Its also handy to know one of the nurses on duty :locked: In fact every time I injure myself to the extent I require my bits poked back inside and stitched up or could really use a good hit of pharma quality opiates (which is regularly (cos I always take things just that liiiiiitle bit too far)) I call ahead to make sure she's on shift :n: PS. Never tell them you were injured whilst riding a motorbike. Triage nurses have no tolerance for silly boys who fall off motorbikes.

Subtitles are awesome :n: Edit: Just found this one :locked:

Lie. Lie through your teeth. Its the only way to get your foot in the door when the waiting room is full of elderly hypochondriacs with nothing better to do, and a million other halfwits with a skinned knee or ingrown toenail. Emergency dept works on the Triage system... And in the Triage system, Cardiac patients are admitted IMMEDIATELY. I think your mum should be having some chest pain, radiating into her neck and arms.