If you have the flu, dig a big ass hole, get in it, and stay there til its gone!!
Don't hang around me being all chummy while you're infecting the ʞ©$ɟ out of my already struggling immune system!
I like being able to cough without half my nose coming out
And I dislike breathing through my mouth because my nose is now purely as cosmetic as a spoiler is to a civic
Failure to do these will cause me to A; break you B; Harm you C; shit in your letter box. (That's if I dislike you as you well)
Now either be sick and ʞ©$ɟ off and let me live In peace or go infect other half witted individuals.
If you agree to the rules then we are free to converse.
If you break said rules.. well, I'm not responsible for your mail receiving facilities.
I think you can ʞ©$ɟing tell what grinds my gears!!!!